Little Johnny and his two friends are talking one day.
The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool, he can eat four Burgers at one meal.”
The second one says, “That’s nothing. My Daddy can eat six.”
Little Johnny starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light bulbs.”
The other two boys, amazed, look at Johnny ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat
light bulbs.
Little Johnny replies, “Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said,
‘Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.’”