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    Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee.
    And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
    "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap
    anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
    "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
    "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
    "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem
    at all."
    "Do you have trouble crapping?"
    "No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
    With great exasperation, the 60-year-old asked, "Let me get this straight. You pee every
    morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
    "I don't wake up until 7:00."

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    nyahahahaha.... .. .
    kataw anan sad... ..

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    Ngigang lolo ha kahibaw man sa oras mangihi siya og malibang. hahahaha. Kana maoy kuyaw, natulog pa gud siya. hahahah.

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    hahahaha tawa ta

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    sakto jud.... the older the merrier

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