If the men got pregnant

[pardohanon]

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If The Men Got Pregnant !?!

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- Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

- There would be a cure for stretch marks.

- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

- All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

- Men woukl be eager to talk about commitment.

- They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

- Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

- They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

- Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

AND

-Women would rule the world!!

[Dorothea]

If The Men Got Pregnant !?!

-AND

-Women would rule the world!!

You mean we don't already?

[rj325]

women would rule their own world. sori.

[raycorz]

klarex kaau babae ang nagbuhat ani....

[Serene]

If the men got pregnant, then they will get what they deserved.

[christa]

waaaahhhh..unsaon na lang.. kung sila ang ma-pregnant..

lain pud kaau kung sila ang alsahon sa ilang misis!!

BANG! wahahahahahahaha!

di kadaog ang ilang mga misis nila..so it's either they check in early, give birth on the way to the hospital, or anha ra jud sa balay!

hehehehehhehehe

[ej___]

Kahayahay kung mao na. Dili nami magsingot ug dugo sa kakapoy sa trabaho para naay maipakaon sa pamilya. Kahayahay namo nga naay yaya nga kuyog sa balay. Hahahahaha. Toink.

[edshark]

sus.. ka problema inig panganak.. hahhhaha

[stabwounds]

kung sa kuwan muagi pwerteng gisi-a siguro sa!

[ej___]

Lawgawa jud ani topica oi. Hahahaha.