New meaning of N.B.I

[KASAAC]

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N.B.I = No Breast Implants

Light Bites
Q: How did the issue of the president’s breast augmentation reach the media?
A: It “leaked.”
Q: Before the president’s boob job, how did the First Gentleman’s friends call him?
A: Sawimpalad.
Q: After the president’s boob job, how was he called then?
A: Kapuspalad.


(Note: Subject to confirmation.)
Top 20 Movie Remakes About the President and Her Breasts
No. 20: Bukas Lulusog ang mga Tala
No. 19: Orapronobreast
No. 18: The Silence of the Lumps
No. 17: Tatlong Taong Walang Juice (Subtitle: Eeew!)
No. 16: I Know What You Did 20 Years Ago
No. 15: The Chronicles of Gloria: The Liar, The Bitch and the Implant
No. 14: I Still Know What You Did Last Week
No. 13: The Grapes of Rot (Subtitle: Nang Biglang May Tumulo)
No. 12: Sinapo Ka Ngunit Kulang
No. 11: Honey, I Blew Up My Breast (20 Years Ago)
No. 10: An Inconvenient Growth
No. 9: Honey, I Shrunk My Breast (Last Week)
No. 8: Doctor Dodolittle
No. 7: Kapag Suso’y Sinugatan
No. 6: What’s Dripping Gloria’s Grapes?
No. 5: There’s Something About Mammary
No. 4: The Devil Wears Fake Bra
No. 3: Sinungaling Mong Suso
No. 2: The Pursuit of Cup-E-ness
And the No. 1 movie remake about the president and her breasts…
The Year of Leaking Dangerously

[Princess08]

N.B.I. : Na Buang (sa) I*ot

[j.alob]

na mao.............

[BrOdS]

N.B.I. : Na Buang (sa) I*ot

nahhh.. mao diay na?.........

[GOthique]

N.B.I. : Na Buang (sa) I*ot

+++ ahahahaha..naughty Princess

[Princess08]

hahahha.. i hang out with guys.. i mean my friends are mostly guys... and i am a guy myself! hahahah!!! so LADIES, KNOW THE TERM! haahhaha

[KASAAC]

^wa grabe bagsika bayhana hehehehe
UP ko jokes!

[miyay]

nbi

[vahnhelsing]

hahaha...ngano btaw ni enter...

[erichoy]

mao2x.. bigaon pod d i ni atong presidenti.. ahahahaha. mag pa vicky belo nlng kaha xa...