Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I will not come work today, I am really sick. I
got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I will not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to
my wife and tell her to give me ***. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You
should try that."Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I will be at
work soon. You got nice house."