A Nun And A Priest And A Camel!

[SQUiDnine]

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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.

After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim."

"I know father.", the nun answered.

"In fact, I don't think it is likely that we can survive more than a day or two."

"I agree." said the nun.

"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"

"Anything father."

"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."

"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."

The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.

"Sister would you mind if I touched them?"

She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

"Father, could I ask something of you?"

"Yes sister?"

"I have never seen a man's pe**s. Could I see yours?"

"I suppose that would be OK", the priest replied lifting his robe.

"Oh father, may I touch it?"

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

"Sister, you know that if I insert my pe**s in the right place, it can give life."

"Is that true father?"

"Yes it is, sister."

"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass so we can get the hell out of here?"

[marL]

Haha!! Abi guro sa priest mailad niya ang nun.

[tamse]

grabe, naa na gani cla sa dessert.. mao pang gi huna2x ni father...

[shox123]

ahahahhaha..grabeha na jd sa mga pari rn oie.. sa pikas pd nga thread kabit pd nya dnhi kai lain ang ghuna2.. ahahahaha.. wa jd nia mailad ang madre.. ahahahhaha=)) nyc nyc nyc!

[schenckiii]

lagi... sa pikas thread kay ang kabit pari...... ehehhehehe..... but sakto man sad na oi.... kay ang madre para man sad sa pari.... ehehehehe

[alert0]

ataka...hehheeheehe. na tintal pa dyd.

[john_yo]

waaaa saonzzzz nagtoo diay ni na maka isa ni sister ay, bwahahaha

[fanatic_me]

bahahaha...kaingon si father na mailad si sister...
booooo fatheer!!!!

[j0dz]

hahahahaha.. kamao sad ang madre!

[atchet]

hhahaahahaha....nice 1