if i died

[nsic]

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A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."

[kino_vesuna]

hahahaha katawanan..!

[rig]

kaluoy sa wife hahahahah!!!!

[*chix*]

ahahahaha...faetz pud sah wife..hikog na lang diretso oi..sama ra sah gipatay ka..bwahahahah

[makatasawi]

pagka maayu nga bana.

[jen_lyn]

so the husband has an affair na diay cause he knows the woman is left handed..
kaluoy sa WIFE!!!!

[fanatic_me]

nagpaila lng na taksil na ang bana..sakpan!!!hehehehe

[hitchhike]

naa na spare tire.. ahakz!

[Talkative101]

toinks..gi pangandaman man...

[stEphAnyAng]

...nyahaha... n.ngandam nman daan si hubbie... spare doh... k.luoy sa wifey...hehehe...