Sperm count

[rockrhyan1982]

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A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring

me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man

reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean

and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and

the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right

hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I

asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left,

but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with

the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next

door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was

shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no

matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"~~~~~

[john_yo]

toink... ang jar diay, waaa, heheheh

[darkdruid]

waaaaaaaaaaa.. jar diay! lolz