Breakups Gone Bad?

[Baeybe_Bryce]

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Put it in writing
"I'd been dating my guy Tony for a few months and had pretty much moved in with him. One weekend we had plans to go away to a bed and breakfast on Saturday morning. As we got up and I started the coffee, he said, 'Babe, this isn't working. I cancelled our reservation for the weekend. I'll go out for a run, and when I come back, you and your stuff needs to be gone.' Then he went out jogging. Something snapped, and after I packed my few belongings while leaving a trail of tears, I found a nice, fat indelible marker. I wrote 'Tony is a meanie' all over his good work shirts (he was in finance, and they were nice shirts...). Not very mature, but I figure, hey, he didn't break up with me in a mature way. I took pleasure in hearing from friends that he went ballistic when he saw my handiwork."
-- Michele,

The smell of defeat
"I'd been courting Sarah for a while but she always came up with more and more hoops for me to jump through. She'd demand tickets to hot sports events, nights at clubs that were insanely hard to get into, and so forth. But I was crazy about her, and jump I did. Well, one weekend the deal was she wanted a lobster dinner for her and her girlfriends. I set it all up on the patio at my apartment complex and spent way too much money on the lobster and everything. Over dessert, she tells me she's not really feeling it with me, but what a lovely meal. I plastered a big smile on my face when I heard the news, but inside, something snapped. While she was enjoying the dessert, I scooped up all the starting-to-smell leftover lobster, shells and everything, put it in a nice little shopping back and then snuck it into the trunk of her Mercedes. I hope the 'you stink' message came through loud and clear when she discovered the surprise at some point in the following days."
-- Sam,

Cut the tension with a...
"We had a difficult relationship from the start, so when I broke up with her, I was kind of prepared for trouble. But not this kind of trouble: Turns out she had copied my keys without my knowledge, so I came home one night to find my ex sitting on my bed, naked, surrounded by every knife from my kitchen. Nervously I asked her to leave. Then she picked up one of the knives and flung it in my direction! It whizzed past my head and actually made a BOING noise as it thunked into the wall. She said, 'Omigod, I can't believe I did that!' and I said, 'Omigod, I can't believe you got it to stick in the door like that!' It broke the spell, and without another word, she sheepishly put on her clothes and left the building, never to be heard from again. Thank goodness!"
-- Ed,

Snoop 'til you drop
"When my boyfriend of ten years broke up with me, yes, I went a bit nuts. Even though we co-owned our apartment, once he moved out I changed the locks and began digging through his things. I wrote down his social security number (for what? So I could apply for benefits?), hid his passport (again, why? So he couldn't flee the country?), went through his bank statements (why?!), and held his computer, clothes, and all of his possessions hostage. I'm amazed he didn't call the cops on me. Eventually he and I reached a truce and I allowed him to collect his things, and today, believe it or not, we're actually great pals. Maybe it's because I got all of my anger out of my system!"
-- Carrie,

Talk about a tearjerker
"When a guy named Tim dumped me unceremoniously, I convinced myself that he really did love me, he just needed to be convinced of that fact. So I went to work, literally, borrowing my company's video-editing equipment to compile a reel of the funniest breakup scenes from every movie I could think of. They were all there: Say Anything, Postcards from the Edge, The Single Guy (a particular classic)... just the heartbroken parts, snipped apart and then run together in what I hoped was a funny, charming plea for reconciliation. Funny and charming were two of the things he did not find it. Instead, he found it... psycho! And in retrospect, I must admit: It was a bit over the top. And misguided. And embarrassing. And the bottom line is, it didn't work. What a waste of time and energy!"
-- Amy,

Password payback
"I'd been with my girlfriend for almost seven years when she suddenly left me. I was sad for awhile, but then I found out she'd been cheating on me for a long time: That's when I really went nuts. She'd left her password on my computer, and I quickly found out it was her password to everything. So I logged onto her work account and deleted all her emails, her files, and anything else I could find. She could never prove it was me, though she did call me in a frenzy to ask if I'd done it. At that moment, I suddenly realized that hmm, it was a little crazy. But I honestly think I'd do it all again in a heartbeat."
-- Bryan,

HOW BAD ARE YOU WITH BREAKING UPS??

[laagan_si_organizer]

i'm very good at it. a straightforward person has nothing to fear when it comes to breaking up...

[shaxyra]

di man ko bitter kung buwag.. buwag gani buwag jud... chill2 lang.. tyabaw gamay.. move one then have fun.. in the end.. ila man jud loss

[rishee]

the knife thing... did that once.. only works in the movies....

[lady_yan]

with my first bf kay pag buwag nako niya, around 1am naman to sa text lang, niadto jud sya sa amo haws, nag cge ug hilak. that day, wako ka work kay didto ko ila haws, nakigtalk nako iya mama coz di sya mustop hilak and di pud mueat. as in super hassle jud to for me.

[Soul_Captive]

@lady_yan
Paeta pod ana ui..hasta ang mama naapil pa..hehehe

OnT: I'm not a sore loser..When a guy breaks up with me (kaluoy sa Dios ala pa nahitabo), then fine..Way blema nako basta diretsoon lang ko og storya and di na iagi pa og padrama2..It's no use going after someone who does not want me..If he wants out, then out he goes..
On the other hand, di au nko type na ako buwagan..So, if feeling nako padung na ana, aw unhan nalng jd nako..Saves my pride and saves the guy's effort at the same time ky naa bya mga lake na di gusto na cla ang mobuwag so drama2han daun ta..hehehe

[johari]

ive been with my bf for 2 yrs and 9 months na pagbuwag namo. nkigbuwag ko kay i found out naa na d i cya lain girl, uyab na daw cla for 2 weeks pagkasakop nko. nya kay lagot man kau ko nga gbuang ko, ako gkuha iyang celfon den wla nko g.uli plus naghimo pa jud ko kasulatan nga bayran nya tnan nya utang nko within 3 months den silbi colateral na2 iyang fon. niadto ko sa ilaha pagka ugma daun ato kay ako gpapirmahan akong ghimo nga kasulatan. den krn ingon na cya nga narealize nya mas bug at daw ko sa iyang life kaysa atong new girl, past time ra daw to nya! kever! nbayad man pud hasta pa iyang bag o na gf niapil ug bayad! Mayra nla!

[rishee]

I really think the bad in "Breakups gone BAD" shows the maturity of an individual.
I really think mature people know how to handle situations like these the grown up way.
Yeah, I know "talking" things out is overrated, but sometimes, this makes things better.
It would give people more satisfaction if they could just hit 'em hard where it hurts
as a vengeful act, but that never really puts it in the correct file.

So my conclusion is, people who do all these crazy acts are not mature enough. I feel
like they are the rich arss kids who have nothing to worry about except the BOYS in
their lives. There is so much more to worry about in this world than being dumped
by some jerk, and sometimes, though people never realize it, it's just a waste of time.

Though the hard part is.. all these things are easier said than done.

you always always hear "BUWAGI NA OI!!!!" but you don't listen.
Then people run around town looking for advice.

Based on experience as a WET shoulder already, people don't run to me to ask for advice.
They simply don't want advice. They want a miracle to happen. They want time to turn back.
or they want me to use the power bestowed upon me to change that "jerk". so all
they really want is for me to tell them "everything will be okay" but sweetie,
everything is not going to be okay.

that jerk will not be okay, and some people just have a problem accepting this.

I don't want to be a meanie, but more often than not, I just want these spoiled people
who run blades through their wrists, runaway from home, vandalize, make scenes in public
to be punched right in the face HARD because they never seem to understand that life
is complicated. Once is enough for a wise man, but since we aren't all wise, twice
or even thrice will somehow do the job, but for people who are slow in the processing part,
they have to make it known how "miserable" they are to everyone in the world. gosh, did
the poor and oppressed in Africa sound like a better life to you now?

I find it stupid to find fulfillment in these ugly acts.
Some people don't realize how blessed they are.

So if you do have a friend or if you decide to pull the blade thing, think again.

and if you do become an outpost for vain people who think they're the most pathetic
person in the world Over and OVer again for each heartache, let them learn their lesson.

Let them taste the dirt in their own graves that they're digging. Let them learn it the
hard way.

I'm saying this because I learned it the hard way myself and there's no other lesson
worth learning than the lesson of being thankful that you are still alive and that you're
free to break another heart but not to cry another tear.

wahahaha!!! I feel EVIL!!!!!! joke.

[Soul_Captive]

@ rishee
Nice one girl..With great emotions lurking behind the words, but they make sense..The best lessons are those learned the hard way..They are bound to stay with you for a lifetime (or even two)

[Baeybe_Bryce]

with this i think the bad part is when you give everything but then it'll end up into something unexpected..
hmm...mine is when im wid dis girl na 6months n kmi..tlgang am into her..but den i found out she's flirting wid my barkada too...ng malaman ko i had fist fight wid my barkada..and i confront d girl...(in her sister's debut...)
she was about to talk to her parents and i excused for a moment..next thing is dala ko na barkada ko who's der din dat tym...i pushed d guy to her...i told her parents yun bf ng anak nila..and told d girl break na kmi..i left d party..