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  1. 01-15-2009, 10:31 PM #31
    Badekdek
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    Quote Originally Posted by franz_fry View Post
    Nanay:Magda, ayaw jud anang uyab2x ky madisgrasya nya ka..lisod kaayo kinabuhi kron..unya ra kung nana ka trabaho...
    Magda: Nay, pero inlove man ko ni Carlo..ug inlove pud siya nako..
    Nanay: Bahala na, basta kung mu kiss na gani ang laki, ingna "ayaw"
    kung muhikap sa dughan ug kinatao nmo ingna "undangi, maluoy ka"
    4mos.later....
    Nanay: unsa?ngano na buntis manka?pagka gahi jud nmo ug ulo!...wala jud ka namati nako!
    Magna: Ayyy Nay, sorry kaayo...namati ko ui...ako man gi ingnan si Carlo pero..gidungan man gud nya...nag kiss samtang sigeg hikap, nag libog ko unsay unahon ug sulti...ni ingon ko "Ayaw Undangi,maluoy ka Carlo"
    Toink toink...Ngek!
    Bulaboga x] 3 thumbs up____
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  2. 01-16-2009, 04:07 PM #32
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    DODONG: Waaah.. hu hu hu...

    NANAY: Inday, ngano naghilak man imo manghud?

    INDAY: Ambot lang ana niya nay. Hinog man gani ako gihatag niya, ang ako hilaw. Hilak pa gyud siya.

    NANAY: Hah? unsa man diay inyo gikaon?

    INDAY: SILI
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  3. 01-16-2009, 05:09 PM #33
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    lingawa nako ois... hehehe... keep it coming... ^__^
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  4. 01-16-2009, 05:15 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by jewel_anne10 View Post
    teacher: gamitin ang "tayutay" sa pangungusap..

    juan: si tatay ay nadapa....



    "tayu tay!, tayu tay!"


    +++ Pak! ka remember ko ako ka ofcm8..wyL nag training me..ang ques daw sa teacher..

    teacher: "WHAT IS A GERUND?"

    ako fwend: an animal wd long neck..

    yasa!
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  5. 01-16-2009, 05:24 PM #35
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    Mag EX - Nagkita sa Colon

    BOY: Uy! nidako lagi imo tiyan?

    GIRL: Lage, gipanuhot man gud ko.

    9 Months later, nagkita nasad sila. Ang girl nagdala ug baby.

    BOY: Uuyyy! ka-cute sa panuhot!
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  6. 01-16-2009, 11:25 PM #36
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    nyahahahaha! nice
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  7. 01-17-2009, 12:02 AM #37
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    hehehe... beer pa dai....

    mkalingaw...
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  8. 01-17-2009, 01:50 AM #38
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    "Wala ka gitawag o gitintal nga muari nako. Imo kining tinuyuan ang tanan. Naa ra ko sa kilid apan imo gyud gipugos imo kaugalingon nako. I didn't do anything. Sometimes I wonder why you have fallen...to me"

    -KANAL - Nagyawyaw

    [font size="2"]hahaha! nagkatawa lagi ko aneh.hehehe! [/font]
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  9. 01-17-2009, 01:52 AM #39
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    [font size=2]hahaha! nagkatawa lagi ko aneh.hehehe! [/font]
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  10. 01-17-2009, 06:44 AM #40
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    hahahhahaahahahahha good one...........
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