Good for Laughs~ Jokes of ares623

**ares623** · 05-07-2005, 03:03 PM

dunno if this really happened or not.. there are many different version of this around the internet

The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation
that took place in October 1995, between a US Navy ship off the coast
of England, and some British authority.

The transcript was released by the MoD.

BRITS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a
collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North, to avoid a collision.

BRITS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

BRITS: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED
BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I
DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES
NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITS: We are a lighthouse. **** off.

**potterboy** · 05-07-2005, 05:50 PM

hahahahaha! dumb sams!

**neishan731** · 05-07-2005, 07:28 PM

hahahaha...gagitz...

**John_Rey** · 05-07-2005, 08:03 PM

kuyawa gud

**mixmuzix** · 05-07-2005, 08:39 PM

On The Way Into Dallas Texas - A Funny Story From Jack in the Box. (Audio) 4.30 mbs http://www.hbccufo.org/videos/voicemail1.wav

Posted: March 9, 2005 http://www.cnufos.com

Hilarious !!!! - On a recent Spurs trip, we were asking one of our sponsors who works at Jack in the Box for some funny stories or experiences with the company. The funniest story he had was when an operations manager was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. After telling us the story, he promised to send us a copy of the voice mail and here it is. This is the actual voice mail message. It was passed along and forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice mail server.

**digitalsuperman** · 05-08-2005, 09:51 PM

hahaha...mga bogits.

**ares623** · 05-09-2005, 08:15 AM

dili man diay tinood...
http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/.../litehuse.html

**ares623** · 06-19-2005, 07:20 AM

http://www.toxic.no/php/vis_film.php?id=82
check out this commercial.
nice kaayo ni. very funny!!

:8O:

**jerlyn** · 06-19-2005, 10:15 AM

hmm d man ko katan-aw oistttttt unsa kaha sulod ana heehh

**jeppoy** · 06-19-2005, 03:04 PM

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