Judo and Ju-jitsu

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This man wanted to join a masonic order which only accepted Judo players. He went along on initiation night with two other players, a yellow belt, and an orange belt. The man himself was a blue belt, so he was quite hopeful.

"First of all," said worshipful master Sensei, after everyone had made their rei, "you must prove to us how fit you are, how strong you are, and how resourceful you are. To do this, you must run two hundred yards, scale a fifteen foot wall and cross a six foot moat. This will get you into the animal enclosure at the zoo. You will then throw, hold down, and armlock the largest gorilla in the zoo. After this, gentlemen, you must find, seduce and satisfy my daughter."

The initiation started. The yellow belt twisted his ankle during the 200 yard run and dropped out. Then the orange belt fell off the wall into the moat and drowned. The blue belt however forged on, and entered the gorilla's cage.

The walls of the cage themselves seemed to bulge and shake. There were grunts and groans, and the Masons outside looked at each other in trepidation. Eventually the blue belt staggered out, his obi round his neck, his gi tattered, but on his face the most beatific expression.

"Wow," he muttered, "that was something else". He bowed to the worshipful master and said, "OK, Sensei, so where is this girl that you want me to throw, hold down, and armlock?"

[cardwell164]

ang pangutana, kinsa ang g paslakan? ang gorilla o cya? wahehe.[br]Posted on: May 11, 2008, 11:53:02 AM_________________________________________________r esult sa international bjj open sa manila

http://www.pinoymma.com/mainsite/ind...d=166&Itemid=1,

congrats nila robert, david and lance hehe. ubay2 pud ila na dala nga medals

[benush]

i wana learn judo..

[cardwell164]

USC judo club is free! just go to USC gym room G126 every tue-thu-sat 7pm. accomodating man mga tao did2 hehe

[xanbun]

jiu jitsu ko bro...

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There were two old buddies who continued to compete in judo tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is judo in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first would come back and let the other know.

About a week later one of the old judoka passed away. About a month after that the surviving old judoka was at yet another competition when all of a sudden he saw an apparition. Sure enough it was his old buddy who had come back to see him.

"Well, please tell me," asked the surviving judoka. "Are there judo competitions in heaven?"

"I have good news and bad news for you," replied the apparition to his old judo buddy. "The good news is that, yes, there are judo competitions in heaven. The bad news is that your first match is against Jigoro Kano day after tomorrow."

[chocomai]

jiu jitsu ko bro...

thats nice.. but i cannot really 'separate' the two anymore. i feel like they are 'halves' of the same 'whole'

There were two old buddies who continued to compete in judo tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is judo in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first would come back and let the other know.

About a week later one of the old judoka passed away. About a month after that the surviving old judoka was at yet another competition when all of a sudden he saw an apparition. Sure enough it was his old buddy who had come back to see him.

"Well, please tell me," asked the surviving judoka. "Are there judo competitions in heaven?"

"I have good news and bad news for you," replied the apparition to his old judo buddy. "The good news is that, yes, there are judo competitions in heaven. The bad news is that your first match is against Jigoro Kano day after tomorrow."

hahahah. mamatay diay cya sa tournament.. kaluoy....

[Solidworm_rand]

taekwando hehehehe

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Tommy's dad brought him to his first Judo competition. Noting that the organizers seemed a little shorthanded he approached the table.

"Good morning," he said to the Director, "you look a little shorthanded. Anything I can do to help?"

"Well it just so happens we're short a fighter for the under 90 kg division," the director replied

"Sorry," Tommy's dad said, "I don't know a thing about Judo."

"That's OK" said the director. "We need referees too."

[cardwell164]

nka experience njud kog effect sa gentle way last nyt dah hehe. pero that doesnt stop me from training. jogging lng sa cguro ko k2b ig saturday sensei hehe.