Installing the Carpet

[MrsJack]

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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''

''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''

[kit_cebu]

wow... you should check the threads sis... redundant naman pod ni...

[MrsJack]

wow... you should check the threads sis... redundant naman pod ni...

Oopppsss! sowi..

nabasahan ra man god ni nako... nya nalingaw ko... mao ako gi-post.
kalimot ko'g search if naa na parehas ani.

...
Modz, please lang ko delete.


ty.

[ethzneuron]

humor gyud..
ang funny ani kay gwardyado ni kit si mrsjack kung sayop ang posts..

[kit_cebu]

hahaha! dili bro... ganahan man gyud ko aning humor section gud... almost ALL threads, ako tan-awn... mabaw man kog kalipay nga tawo that i laugh even the simplest/corniest jokes... ahahah

nabantayan lang bro... pero gatawa gihapon ko sa thread... hahaha