we are looking for agents (or is this the wrong section?)

[opawko05]

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manguhag kwarta ni mama nga di magsaba...mao na akong spisyalte bro.

[PipayNove]

waaaaaaaaaa hahaha lol funny!

find it intersting,,cud u hire me??u shudn't say no!! haha


PipayNove bg:


21 years of breathing existence/was able to passed level 3 stage of life to death scene [reality]
Specialization in multitasking battle
Work experienced: cleaning my so so messy room!and it took 2 days.. I made it!
p.s : a brat but not a blemished one.

[Leartes]

i eat small kids for breakfast... pwede ni?

[Mugi17]

ako kay double agent ko....
got experience on Superrrr top Secret Missions....
example: helping a cat from a tree
picking my nose when no one's looking

ok na ni?

Double sad ko ni megatron sa transformers movie

[hmmn]

i can be invisible when no one is around

[snowleopard]

hold ur horses! il confer first with Hawk and Scarlett. il get back with results in the morning. each of you will get feedbacks by tomorrow. for the meantime, let me tell you that G.I. Joe smells something fishy with Gibo Teodoro chosen by administration as presidential candidate. seems like Cobra is behind this. another alarming event is the presence of Cobra neo-vipers in the vicinity of san carlos cebu. covert ops has it that Cobra is planning to use chinese ngohiong infused with nanobots to control people in that area. to add, weve also determined that Cobra has a viper den near san carlos cebu where female neo.vipers would lure unsuspecting men and take them to a secret place codenamed 'sogo'. again, these are top secret info.

[PipayNove]

hold ur horses! il confer first with Hawk and Scarlett. il get back with results in the morning. each of you will get feedbacks by tomorrow. for the meantime, let me tell you that G.I. Joe smells something fishy with Gibo Teodoro chosen by administration as presidential candidate. seems like Cobra is behind this. another alarming event is the presence of Cobra neo-vipers in the vicinity of san carlos cebu. covert ops has it that Cobra is planning to use chinese ngohiong infused with nanobots to control people in that area. to add, weve also determined that Cobra has a viper den near san carlos cebu where female neo.vipers would lure unsuspecting men and take them to a secret place codenamed 'sogo'. again, these are top secret info.

hahah
good morning.. thank you for sharing us the top secret data.
im waiting for d spot of my cosignment ...

[A Dose Of Dope`]

ka ilangan ba mag eye to eye contact inig interview??

[stealthghost]

very nice! we are at war with Cobra. ur in! first task, develop ur skills in talking to reptiles, if can go as far as talking to plants, that would be the greatest. we maintain an inhouse vegetable garden to make sure that our agents eat only the freshest of fruits and veggies. i think ur better assigned in our animal husbandry department.

sure snowleopard! I will! I'll start talking to some Lizards hanging around our house.. They might know where I can find some snakes I could talk to..

There are few plants here in our house. So I decided to ask my sister to drop me somewhere in the mountains of Cebu and talk to plants and animals to guide me home. In that way I can have training physically and with my special skills...

I'll report here as soon as I get back!

[snowleopard]

just got back from the super underground hq located between danao and mandaue.. had to undergo local dialect re-training for me to blend in well with the populace...

manguhag kwarta ni mama nga di magsaba...mao na akong spisyalte bro.

-that skill is needed for we do heavy undercover tasks. its like stealing candy from a baby, the twist is that the baby forgets the he ever held a candy in his hands.. thus avoiding complications and crying effect.

waaaaaaaaaa hahaha lol funny!

find it intersting,,cud u hire me??u shudn't say no!! haha


PipayNove bg:


21 years of breathing existence/was able to passed level 3 stage of life to death scene [reality]
Specialization in multitasking battle
Work experienced: cleaning my so so messy room!and it took 2 days.. I made it!
p.s : a brat but not a blemished one.

im not gonna say no. with that picture of yours in your avatar, i can sense that you'll be good in sniping out Cobra operatives. we're still checking though the exact spot where we can best utilize your asset.

i eat small kids for breakfast... pwede ni?

hmmm... we love kids for GI Joe stands for good and freedom. you'll need to apply for a neo viper for eating kids will not be welcome in our order. Im sorry..

ako kay double agent ko....
got experience on Superrrr top Secret Missions....
example: helping a cat from a tree
picking my nose when no one's looking

ok na ni?

Double sad ko ni megatron sa transformers movie

-that's a skill on its own. we can implant our micro controllers in your nose, you however have the skills to retrieve it when needed.. dont get rid of the mucus for you can use that to stick microchips and guidance chips to the enemy.

i can be invisible when no one is around

- you'll need to work further on that skills. however, a specialized morphing suit can help you. we need an agent who would go deep undercover within san carlos' girls CR. we suspect heavy presence of nanobots in that place.

ka ilangan ba mag eye to eye contact inig interview??

- no need. you'll know when your hired. there are signs to watch out for. just say "chickenjoy" when buying a McChicken at mcdonalds, when lady corrects you, it means something. just decipher. you'll know the answer.

sure snowleopard! I will! I'll start talking to some Lizards hanging around our house.. They might know where I can find some snakes I could talk to..

There are few plants here in our house. So I decided to ask my sister to drop me somewhere in the mountains of Cebu and talk to plants and animals to guide me home. In that way I can have training physically and with my special skills...

I'll report here as soon as I get back!

it all boils down to initiative and you Agent Stealthghost has it. just be careful with the plants, and dont even think of making out with them..