we are looking for agents (or is this the wrong section?)

[epoyking]

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hehehe.... nindot sad ni da...

[snowleopard]

post ur skills to better assist my department in the selection of new agents. we need as much as we can get. we need people who will stay 'til the fight has been won, who will fight for freedom on land and air.

[kit_cebu]

will my never-failing erection be considered a skill or qualification?!?!?!?!

[GrEenOCIDE]

gwapo ko murag c fafa piolo

[snowleopard]

will my never-failing erection be considered a skill or qualification?!?!?!?!

-hmmm.. interesting as well. il ask special research dept to design a biosuit that can facilitate ur added asset. ul be using that 'thing' for deep penetration tasks.

gwapo ko murag c fafa piolo

il have to confer with agent Lady Jaye from covertops if she has knowledge of that so call 'piolo'. its important to find out if Cobra sees 'piolo' as a man or another gender. that would help us determine if youl be in deep cover with sam milby or kc concepcion.

[stealthghost]

talking to animals? is that a qualification... although animals won't talk back to me... nyahahaha!!!

nice thread!

[snowleopard]

very nice! we are at war with Cobra. ur in! first task, develop ur skills in talking to reptiles, if can go as far as talking to plants, that would be the greatest. we maintain an inhouse vegetable garden to make sure that our agents eat only the freshest of fruits and veggies. i think ur better assigned in our animal husbandry department.

[snowleopard]

very nice! we are at war with Cobra. ur in! first task, develop ur skills in talking to reptiles, if can go as far as talking to plants, that would be the greatest. we maintain an inhouse vegetable garden to make sure that our agents eat only the freshest of fruits and veggies. i think ur better assigned in our animal husbandry department as well where u can talk a lion to hookup with a dog.

[jonxzibit]

sir here is my qualifications

maayo ko mulotu
maayo ko manilhig
maayo ko manlampaso
maayo ko manrapo sa bintana
maayo ko manghugas
maaayo ko manlaba
ug butoan ko pagkatawo sir dili ganahan ug away

qualified ko sir?

[snowleopard]

sir here is my qualifications

maayo ko mulotu
maayo ko manilhig
maayo ko manlampaso
maayo ko manrapo sa bintana
maayo ko manghugas
maaayo ko manlaba
ug butoan ko pagkatawo sir dili ganahan ug away

qualified ko sir?

-hmmm.. let me check.. il assign you to counter intelligence. u can disguise urself well with a hotel's housekeeping department. u can also be placed on deep infiltration and assassination tasks. u can use that cooking skills as well to prepare food on the go for our agents on long distance assignment.