joke muna tau...

[zildjansg]

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nice one!..ka alegre!

[khyzxha]

nice...nalingaw ko. Hahahahaha =))

[shaddaf]

Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
> Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
> Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po


dri ko na lingaw pag-ayu.....nice1 bro!

[Adamson]

Tym 2 refresh ur tagalog alpabet.
basahin sa titik tagalog. B K W L K M G W, P R M S Y K, T W K H H H, L L L H H H, T M N P R K N T NGA..


May pinagkakaguluhan sa kanto
naki-usyoso ako
di ako makasingit grabe!! daming tao.
Biglang tinaas at napanganga ako at nagulat.. GRABE!! Picture ko pala!


A MAN IN D RUFTOP.
Pulis: wag kang tatalon...maraming nagmamahal sayo!
Man:tumahimik ka! wag mo kong pakialaman di ako makasend!


Do u know the secret of CUTE people?
Dey sleep more than 8 hours a day…
Kaya pasensya ka na kung tanghali na kita nati-txt ha?


Military Motto Army: No retreat no surrender
Navy: No pain no gain
Airforce: No guts no glory
Security: No ID no entry.


Löok at thé sun, thé sun is beautiful…
i look at you… i...i...i loök at the sun na lang ulit. = )


Laughter is a great mental tonic.
It can dispel anxiety, help manage stress, depression, fear and worry.
But please...don’t laugh ALONE.


Nung pinanganak ako, may sungay ako.
Sabi nila, mawawala yun kapag nakatagpo ako ng mabait na friend.
Nung naging friend kita HANEP KA, binago mo image ko! Nagkabuntot pa ako!


Sorry to bother you.
I know how busy you are.
But I believe that you are the only person I could talk to about this problem of mine.
I’m very much confused…
“Ang lason ba pag nag-expire nakakalason pa rin?”


A black girl is given a pair of wings by a fairy.
The girl asked, “Does this mean I’m an angel?”
Fairy laughs. “Of course not, negrang to! Ambisyosa! Paniki ka!”


AHAS 1: Makamandag ba tayo?
AHAS 2: Ewan, bakit mo naitanong?
AHAS 1: Nakagat ko dila ko kanina eh! Kinakabahan ako.


Hanggang kailan tayo magkaibigan? Sana walang limutan.
Basta lagi mong tandaan, BAWAL ANG BEANS, BAWAL ANG PORK, BAWAL ANG HIPON.
Baka kasi magka-memory gap ka’t makalimutan mo pa ako.


DYING BF: I have smting 2 tel u.
GF: Dont spk jst rest.
BF: No, i must confes, i hd sx wid ur hot sis & ur horny bstfrn.
GF: sssh...i knw! Dats y i poisoned u!


The only people whom I greet "Good morning" r those who r smart, cute at may pleasing personality.
So, pano ba yan, e di... “Good afternoon na lang sayo!”


You made me smile a thousand times. You filled my heart with joy and happiness.
You colored my days with laughter, well you must be a..........CLOWN!


How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory.
Second - umn…I forgot na! mwah..hah hah..

[yde_30]

hahahahaha... it made me smile today....hehehehhe