Funny/Worst Computer Facts You've Heard(Tech. Comedy)

[lestat1116]

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agay igo man sad ta ani.

nagwonder lang sa first post katong about sa cdr king na vc. para niya pass ang 512 na vc coz iya vc kay onboard or old na vc. or maybe iya budget sakto ra pud sa vc na pili niya. or maybe nagtuga2x cya pili og vc. kay if naa cya budget dli unta cya mo adto og cdr-king.

[Envy 64Ht]

we just can't make fun of other tech people, just because they missed out on learning something we knew.
if we overheard/encounter something funny or wrong about what they think, we can just keep it to ourselves or try to help out.

when we go to tech shops, we ask straight on what we need, not to ask about what the sales guy knows about something. when we ask, means we know nothing or little about it, if we knew, what are we trying to prove?

some people don't have the time to read reviews and the luxury to test or compare stuffs to educate themselves. sometimes they're just there to sell and earn, not to learn.

[moz_k2]

everybody is ignorant but on different subject

[Dynielle]

Even if you know a lot of things that others dont know of, still there are things that you are ignorant of that others know a lot of...It's always a two sided coin.

[personalmgt]

basin ka2ng lalaki sa CD-R king, iyang videocard before is below 512mb mao nakaingon xa nga MAS pas2x ang 512.. Wala man kaha xa mo-ingon nga PINAKA.pas2x ang 512.. If nakahimumdom pa ka anang forms of adjective/adverb (comparative & superlative), dili to funny and there's nothing wrong with what the guy said.. kaw lang patakag interpret.. It means, gamay ka'g IQ.. nya post2x ra ba dayun.. kaw hinoon bogo paminawn..

Then you're not getting the joke. What you're not getting is the "OUTDATED Video Card Memory Size Theory". Paspas ang 512? YES. Pero tanan bang 512 kay paspas? If ang Ge Force 7300(512mb) na video card kay mo-price ra ug 2000, parepareho ra ba ni ka-paspas sa Ge Force 8(512mb) series na video card? Ingnon lang nato ang GeForce 8 Series kay mas paspas diay kaysa sa 7300 na video card FOR THE SAME PRICE? Kung ikaw kaha tong guy then nakahibalo ka na mas paspas diay ang 8 series kaysa sa 7 series for the same memory size, paliton kaha nimo ang 512MB na 7 series kaysa sa 8 series na video card? dili diba? What im telling is that SAYOP paminawn na paspas ang 512mb, better if mo-say ka kung unsay capability sa imong video card than your memory size.(in bold fonts pa gani para mo-tatak sa imong ulo)

Seriously, you misinterpreted me.

OT
They're TECH HEADS. IT'S THEIR JOB TO KNOW. So it's pretty much normal to laugh about it. Did the thread starter ever mention a name?

You guys are too serious.... too.. "plastic".

Anyway, ROFLMAO!

my thoughts exactly. looking at their comments, they remind me of the BBC Comedy Show "Filipino RACISM" Joke.

If what im doing is humiliation, how come I am not mentioning any name? Thats not humiliation, thats anonymity. And before I made this thread, I made sure that the guys im mentioning here has their names in secret para dili sila mauwawan. Now thats being boastful?

For god's sake, you guys deserve this picture:

[orlyboy78]

I went to cd-r king 3 days ago with that stupid priority number of theirs. Beside me was this guy wearing an eyeglasses and her granny I think, his number was 34 and mine was 35 so he got entertained first. I was listening to his conversation with the sales lady sa cd-r king and...

Guy: Miss naa mo atong video card ninyo na 512mb(he is referring to the ge force 7300)?
Saleslady: Naa man sir mga XXXX pesos.
Guy: Mao ba, palihug ko miss para makita nako.

(Saleslady goes away and gets the videocard, the guy was talking to her granny)

Granny: Nganong magpalit pa man ka anang bag-ong video card dong. Pwede raman tong computer nimo diba?
Guy: Mas PASPAS man gud ang 512mb la.

WHAT? 512? FASTER? Hey yo, I remember having that monster GE Force video card with 512mb and it was slow as f**k while playing GTA San Andreas.

Here's another one. I have this friend of mine(he's not a techy guy) sa school and he has a outdated computer. Lets say he got like the Pentium 4 computers. One day, he PMed me sa ym telling...

Friend: do, nagpalit ko ug bag-ong memory ba. Dili lagi mo-sakar sa slot sa akong computer?
Me: Basin para sa sdram ra nang motherboard nimo nya ang napalit nimo kay ddr. Pila may size anang imong memory naa diha bay?
Friend: pinaka-paspas ning akong gipalit bai sa TTI. 2gb. Ana man ko sa sales lady didto na pinaka-paspas na memory naa ninyo then gi-tagaan lang sad ko ani. Palit nako mga 2000
Me: Agoy, murag sayop gyud nang napalit nimo. Dili man tanang memory parepareho ra.
Friend: Ataya, kaskas lang diay ko sa kwarta nako ani?
Me: O kaayo. Mayrang gaba pud nimo. Nganong nagpalit pa man ka sa TTI na pwede ra man ta ka nipalit sa shop sa akong Dad. Barato na, ma-guidan pa ka kung unsay sakto.

And the day after, nagkita mi then lagot kaayo siya. Ana siya iya kunong i-uli sa TTI. MUHAHAHAHHA

Share your Technology Comedy here. I know you've got those funny experiences.

walay lami ni nga issue bro

[Der FüHRER]

dili man tanan tawo pareho og nahibalan & lahi2x og expertise..so dli gyud maayo manaway pero siyempre dli gyud na sakto nang tao na walay hanaw sa iyang trabaho angay na kasab-an..kung ordinaryo na consumer lng dli dapat sawayon

[Chipmunk888]

NUTECH SM:


- do you have the mobo with the 7100 igp?

N - no sir, but we have the 7050. kani nalang sir, mas paspas man ni.

- ah okay. anyway, i want the 7100 class. thank you

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425MHz(7050) vs 600MHz(7100).

[box2joe]

NUTECH SM:


- do you have the mobo with the 7100 igp?

N - no sir, but we have the 7050. kani nalang sir, mas paspas man ni.

- ah okay. anyway, i want the 7100 class. thank you

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425MHz(7050) vs 600MHz(7100).

hehehe... basin giatik raka sa tindero bro para lang mupalit ka.

[yugi]

I agree this thread di maayo kay makapasakit tag tao, we are not perfect ma sayop jud ta. I apologize for making fun of one of my thread maski tinood. Well, people lets not make this serious anyway coz magrabe ang gubot unya w/c is not good.

I suggest better close this thread. Thanks