my father sells 2nd hand motorcycles back home in negros... he buys junk motorcycle and cars and pimps them so that he can sell them at a higher price.
one time he sold this motorcycle to a "tagabukid"
when the buyer gave the payment, it was time for my father to make the date of sale.
papa: sir unsay apelyido nimo?
buyer: Tuga
papa: middle initial sir?
buyer: O. sir
papa: imong ngan sir?
buyer: Perting
papa: hmmm imong tibuok ngan kay PERTING O. TUGA?
buyer: Oo sir.
mama: (died laughing)