GOT THIS FROM FRIENDSTER :

What will you say if your EX says..

1.Hi! musta ka na? tagal na nating di nagpapansinan ha?!

- hah?! bitaw kuyawa gud.. ngano diay??

2.Ui! gus2 mo mall tayo ng barkada mo?
- really? are u gonna pay for my shopping? apil sad akong frends.. go

3.I LOVE U..

- i know.. so sad...

4.Do u want some cookie??

- cookie?? cookie monster??!!

5.Picture naman tayo oh?!

- new job?? paparazzi?? wow..congrats!!

6.Tulungan mo naman ako sa homework oh?

- ha?! ur still in highschool??

7.eto gift ko sayo.

- thanx.. useful kaau ni sa bantay bata 166..

8.Text text na lng tayo hah?

- ha?! wait lng.. tagalog pala ka?! sa bisaya baki?! wahahahaha!!

9.Gusto mo bilan kita ng iPod?

- no thanx.. i have it already, in 6 colors, u want the blue one, i'll sell it to you..

10.Tabi naman tayo sa bus pwede?

- eeewww bus?? my partner is picking me up..

11.Hi bhe!
- Bhe bah.. beh.. bih... boh..
buh..