serious humor...lets get serious..

[butitoy]

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get some
good PR.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why
are we so worried about gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans don't have
health insurance? "

Just then, the bell rings for break.

George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after break.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
It's question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and
asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds.

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the break bell go
off 20 minutes early? And sixth,

what the f**k happened to Stanley ?"

[maia21]

McDo Helps DepEd I

The Department of Education has partnered with fast-food giant McDonald’s to boost the reading habits of grade school pupils by distributing sets of reading materials throughout the country. The campaign’s slogan will be: “Ang batang masipag magbasa, magiging Sharon Cuneta.”

McDo Helps DepEd II

Reports say DepEd has partnered with McDonald’s to boost the reading habits of grade school pupils. Each time a stubborn kid refuses to read, Ronald McDonald will appear and say, “Sige ka! ‘Pag ‘di ka nagbasa, ipapakagat kita kay Jollibee.”lol.