a perfect resume...

[Ceb2Ak]

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Resimay


Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in
the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and
do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a
pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond
to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent
be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I
Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you
want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth.

I can start imeditely.
Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short -
below is a pickture of me...
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Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey,
we've got spell check...!!

[Ignizian]

sa picture lang diay madala!

[WinFlo]

waaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. mao lagi na.

[john_yo]

hahaha, picture ra diay katapat para ma dawat, hehehe

[Ceb2Ak]

mao na ang gitawag ug with pleessing persinalety...wahehehehehe!!!

[ondoy]

mra nma ug party baloon

[syn2007]

atot... haha.

[tianix]

ang melons man cguro gi gamit ug type ato. dili ang mga tudlo. aheheheh..

[yhanz2000]

Dear Peggy May,
Alright you well be my sexytary only if you can spell "RUN" twice, when you bend over! hehehehe lolz

The Manager

[uzumaki]

dang that bre*st