A trip to the doctor's office

[dshai26]

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an 85 yrs. old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow"

The next day the 85 yr. old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,which was clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

"Well doc, it's like this-First I tried with my right hand,but nothing.Then with my left hand,but still nothing. Then i asked my wife for help.She tried with right hand,then her left,still nothing.

She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in,then with the teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen,the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,then an armpit and
she even tried squeezin it between knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked "you asked your neighbor?"


The old man replied "Yep."










" And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open."


hahahahaha.... what are you thinking?

[neomorgatory69]

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The doctor was shocked "you asked your neighbor?"

Heheheh... caught me on that one...

[^-^ eLay ^-^]

sus abi kog unsa nah,abrehan man diay ang jar pastilan...

[pardohanon]

atot baya Dshai26 oi koyawan lang ko oi.....

[prakx]

hehe

[awing]

wahahaha

[imongDAGWAY]

hahahahah

[uzumaki]

toink mao

[vladmire]

saun....

[kacey]

hahahahaha..wawa sad c lolo d ka-open sa jar!