Istorya ni Inday

[jasonrey]

---

"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why,
for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifest, extending to
that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of
austerity I was made separated from…"

- Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick



"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the
downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue
I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what
I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true
romance."

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong,
ang boyfriend niya



"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation.
The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some
rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because
the upper household dismissed my petition!"

- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng kapitbahay)


- - - -

Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would
you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of
fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used,
connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the
aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions
before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain
type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's
catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the
meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I
assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng" . Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!

- - - -


"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar.
Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido
diario por favor?

- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado nang isinama siya ng amo sa España



*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa
rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday



"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just land on my cutie top? I mean
I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll
have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"

- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia



"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino
delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic
process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods,
the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the
market."

- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang



"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of
heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the
scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as
the taste."

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing




"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"

- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!)





"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration
occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and
anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance
results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness."

- sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior


- - - -

Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
organ.

Amo: (Di nakareact)


- - - -


"Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment
ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head
accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the
principal of his shabbily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of
baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such a strenuous
employ.

Your daughter,
Inday"


"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang
ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay"


- - - -


Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!

- - - -

Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si
Angel Locsin sa GMA7?

Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons
but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't
understand you for doing so.

- - - -


"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to
one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a
break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once
had."

- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
- - - -

Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and
the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount
rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the
chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property,
Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday

[zyLe]

hahaa.. i guess i need to go to hosp too.. dumudugo ilong ko!!!

[kyle_nexus]

feskot himbasa pud diay ka ni inday sa abante tonite

---

There are tulips in the street. There are tulips in the park. But
nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.

- iyan ang pamatay na banat ni DODONG kay INDAY

----

BIODATA ni INDAY

Work Experience:

3 years, Household Service Manager (katulong), Mr. & Mrs. Montemayor

Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying, 13; Itoy, 8; Iking, 5

Educational Background

College: La Salle Zobel 2nd year (scholar)
Highschol: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)

----

"In accordance to the Labor Law of the Republic of the Philippines,
all services rendered should be given just compensation...

"In relation, it is mandated by law than an incentive be given
according to the length of his/her service in the said establishment
or in this residence."

- iyan ang katwiran ni INDAY ng humingi sya ng dagdag na sahod sa amo niya.

---

"Dont limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode.
Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world.

"I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experience"

- iyan ang himutok ni INDAY nang ayaw siyang isama sa Enchanted Kingdom.

---

"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you
somebody who has never achieved much."

- iyan ang palusot ni INDAY ng sumabog ang microwave na ginamit niya.

---

"The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not
only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into
the skin layers to normalize oil secretions for a healthy and long-lasting
shine-free skin."

- iyan ang sabi ni INDAY kay Maring habang nagpapahid sya ng Chin Chan Su

---

"In this world, what you orate gives a reflection of your inner self,
your soul...

Though I have nothing against your wisdom and philosophical
approaches, it seems that i see a certain clash between our
thoughts and your projected manners.

You seem to be flacid sometimes a propos the way you establish a
persiflage, and honestly it gives ennui to my work now making
me an otiose person..."

- iyan naman ang sagot ni MANANG LABANDERA nang mapuno na kay
INDAY

---

EDERLYN: ikaw ba ang inday na sinasabi nila? at sino ka para itulad
sa akin ang 'yong kasikatan ngayong ako'y nananahimik na? wala kang
karapatan para pantayan ako! hayop ka!

INDAY: My apologies, but the fact is your glory days are over, my friend.
I find it somewhat ridiculous your persistence on persuadin people to
come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves!
Damn you, Ederlyn! Damn you! no one undermines Indays
intellect! Bitsh!(evil laugh)

---

AMO: Inday! nabalitaan mo ba ang nangyari kay Mang Tomas? Bumili
ng nakaw na cellphone. Nakulong kahit inosente siya.

INDAY: Ganun talaga 'yun, ati...

AMO: Aba'y nagmamarunong ka na ngayon, ha?!

INDAY: According to the provisions of the law on obligations and contracts,
in that case, the law has the presumption that, ignorance of the law excuses
no one from your compliance thereof."

AMO: Ay, ganun?!

---

AMO #1 : Inday, ano ang gamit mo sa katawan? ang kinis mo kasi, eh!

AMO #2 : Siguro, gumagamit ka ng papaya...

AMO #1 : Baka naman calamansi?

INDAY : No! Only Belo touches my skin! Who touches yours?

[christa]

wahahahaha!


grabeha na hud ni inday karon..!

pang miss world!

whahahahahaha!

[taga_ipil]

"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why,
for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifest, extending to
that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of
austerity I was made separated from…"

- Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick



"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the
downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue
I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what
I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true
romance."

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong,
ang boyfriend niya



"The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocation.
The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some
rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because
the upper household dismissed my petition!"

- ganito nakipagbreak si Inday kay Dodong (driver ng
kapitbahay)


- - - -

Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would
you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of
fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used,
connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the
aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions
before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain
type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's
catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the
meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I
assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng" . Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!
- - - -



"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar.
Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido
diario por favor?

- si Inday tumatawad sa merkado nang isinama siya ng amo sa
España



*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa
rice (red avriety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests

- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday



"Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just land on my cutie top? I mean
I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll
have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"

- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang
nagluluto ng tilapia



"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino
delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic
process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods,
the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the
market."

- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong
sinigang



"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of
heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the
scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as
the taste."

- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog
ang sinaing




"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"

- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray
talaga ni Inday!)





"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration
occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and
anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance
results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness."

- sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si
Junior


- - - -

Amo: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
organ.

Amo: (Di nakareact)


- - - -


"Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment
ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head
accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the
principal of his shabbily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of
baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such a strenuous
employ.

Your daughter,
Inday"


"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang
ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay"


- - - -


Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!

- - - -

Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si
Angel Locsin sa GMA7?

Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons
but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't
understand you for doing so.

- - - -


"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to
one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a
break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once
had."

- sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff
- - - -

Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and
the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount
rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the
chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property,
Plant, and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!







BIODATA ni INDAY

Work Experience:

3 years, Household Service Manager (katulong), Mr. & Mrs. Montemayor

Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying, 13; Itoy, 8; Iking, 5

Educational Background

College: La Salle Zobel 2nd year (scholar)
Highschol: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)

----

"In accordance to the Labor Law of the Republic of the Philippines,
all services rendered should be given just compensation...

"In relation, it is mandated by law than an incentive be given
according to the length of his/her service in the said establishment
or in this residence."

- iyan ang katwiran ni INDAY ng humingi sya ng dagdag na sahod sa amo niya.

---

"Dont limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode.
Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world.

"I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experience"

- iyan ang himutok ni INDAY nang ayaw siyang isama sa Enchanted Kingdom.

---

"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you
somebody who has never achieved much."

- iyan ang palusot ni INDAY ng sumabog ang microwave na ginamit niya.

---

"The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not
only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into
the skin layers to normalize oil secretions for a healthy and long-lasting
shine-free skin."

- iyan ang sabi ni INDAY kay Maring habang nagpapahid sya ng Chin Chan Su

---

"In this world, what you orate gives a reflection of your inner self,
your soul...

Though I have nothing against your wisdom and philosophical
approaches, it seems that i see a certain clash between our
thoughts and your projected manners.

You seem to be flacid sometimes a propos the way you establish a
persiflage, and honestly it gives ennui to my work now making
me an otiose person..."

- iyan naman ang sagot ni MANANG LABANDERA nang mapuno na kay
INDAY

---

EDERLYN: ikaw ba ang inday na sinasabi nila? at sino ka para itulad
sa akin ang 'yong kasikatan ngayong ako'y nananahimik na? wala kang
karapatan para pantayan ako! hayop ka!

INDAY: My apologies, but the fact is your glory days are over, my friend.
I find it somewhat ridiculous your persistence on persuadin people to
come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves!
Damn you, Ederlyn! Damn you! no one undermines Indays
intellect! Bitsh!(evil laugh)

---

AMO: Inday! nabalitaan mo ba ang nangyari kay Mang Tomas? Bumili
ng nakaw na cellphone. Nakulong kahit inosente siya.

INDAY: Ganun talaga 'yun, ati...

AMO: Aba'y nagmamarunong ka na ngayon, ha?!

INDAY: According to the provisions of the law on obligations and contracts,
in that case, the law has the presumption that, ignorance of the law excuses
no one from your compliance thereof."

AMO: Ay, ganun?!

---

AMO #1 : Inday, ano ang gamit mo sa katawan? ang kinis mo kasi, eh!

AMO #2 : Siguro, gumagamit ka ng papaya...

AMO #1 : Baka naman calamansi?

INDAY : No! Only Belo touches my skin! Who touches yours?

[Weebong]

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo...

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto,
maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba
ang lahat ng ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with
the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will
contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my
creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of
outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory
organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the
increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste
drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di
makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I
can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]


Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking
havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates
that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it
was heading for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]


Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property
damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be
inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]


Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si
Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons
but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand
you for doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng
kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday.
Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke
Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the
provocations.
The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some
rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because
the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any
affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to
expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.
Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you
thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the
one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nagpakamatay]

[rockerchix]

hahaha

[cmcanch]

cool.... taga cebu to cla? kay if mga cebuano adto sa mla kay mg-english man kay mglisod ug tagalog :mrgreen:

[vladmire]

wow,,, i cant imagine kung ganyan ang katulong namin...

[stabwounds]

hahaha nice one