Killer Songs ! ( literally )
A recent news came out from a daily newspaper reported that the neighbors of a karaoke bar in Cebu was not happy about the bar coz it exceeds the permited time for karaoke happy hours which was 10:00 pm after. The neighbors are pissed and confronted the bar owner which in return gave them a rude answer and the police as usual cannot do anything coz they are given protection money by this bar owner. So, whats the relevance of this news and this blog ? NO!. Yes no relevance. If i am the pissed neighbor of this karaoke bar and this rude owner, i would not talk him out of turning off his beloved karaoke machine but instead give him a copy of " WHAT NOT TO SING IN A KARAOKE MACHINE AFTER 10PM ". So brace your self and be strong coz heres my 5 songs or song from the artists that i suggest to you not to sing after 10PM.

1.My Way-Frank Sinatra...You should be suicidal if you sing this. This is a fact, more and more people died on karaoke bars after singing this song.

2.Any song by April Boy Regino...Yes any song. Put your self in to the sleeping neighbor in that karaoke bar and you hear April Boys screeching a yoko ono type voice as if someones hand was under a very heavy furniture. You can be a criminal just by hearing this late at night. Beware and always think of your love ones and your family.

3.Master of Puppets and some songs of Metallica...I love Metallica but i will not sing sing this except if i hate my neighbors so much that i want to provoke a fight.

4.The Songs of Michael learns to Rock...Well it was good and enjoyable listening to them at first untill some people over did it and sung it on almost every occasion and almost in all karaoke bars in the whole of Cebu. It began to cause some serious illness due to hearing it a million times in 1 day. serious illnesses due to oversinging and overlistening to ther songs are nausea, puking very 1 minute, stress, yes stress, athritis ,nightmares , insomnia , deafness etc.


5. Celine Dion Songs ( optional )...If you sing or sound like Celine, then its ok, but, if you dont and cant barely get the right notes then i suggest you take a vocal lesson before signing her songs in public. Singing her songs, or not getting the right notes and choking while trying, will kill you. It can be even worst. The pissed of neighbors will be very stress for loss of sleep and even suicidal and will do anything, yep anything to get their hands on your neck.

So thats my 5 songs not to sing after 10pm ( actualy i have 100 ). So whats your 5 songs not to sing after 10pm?