BREAKING NEWS: Mga "GWAPA" nga babayi, pero.... BAHO DIAYG ILOK! YUCK!

[emilia_aguinalda]

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One time, while padung ku magsakay sa jeep padung work kay naa kuy nakit-an nga babayi nga dress up kaayu. Dress up kanang as in, dress kaayu ang sul-ob, murag mahalon kunuhay ang sanina, and as far as her grooming is concerned, ang hair kay straight na straight na murag gi-soak sa Cream Silk Pink Conditioner overnight ang buhok, plus the make up and all that stuff! Agaw pansin ang tawag sa uban nga as in tanang laki makalingi jud sa girl kay, kani laging dress up ang sul-ob. I think that woman works in an office coz she looks like corporate!

And so lemme get things straight. So I was on my way to work and I really didn't bother seeing the woman coz she wasn't doing something bad and there's no reason to be bothered because that was just an ordinary day duh! She got out of the "tricycle" and she paid manong driver for her tricycle fare. I was heading towards that direction because the woman was near the jeepney stop. As I was approaching that direction, I smelled something "NAUGHTY."

The woman, like what I have said earlier, seemed like she works in an office because of her corporate attire, with the blue turtleneck dress and the black trousers, plus the 6-inch stilettos! But when I got closer to her, I smelled something horrible! I thought it was me so I immediately tried to recall if I had forgotten to put deodorant. And it's positive! Namutang kug deodorant an hour before ko nilakaw ato nga tyma! I had also confirmed that it wasn't me because I touched my underarm and my fingers smelled Nivea Pearl and Beauty deodorant with 48 hour protection and with Pearl extracts! What a sigh of relief.

The smell was ANGHIT! And the anghit is from her underarms! Oh my god! She could afford to buy turtleneck dresses, trousers, and even a pair of 6 inch stilettos. She could even afford to go to the salon to have her hair fixed, but she couldn't afford to buy a deodorant?! Are deodorants that expensive? I'm afraid that a lot of people that she encounters everyday talk behind her back because of her poor hygiene and her horrifying ANGHIT! Whatever happened to hygiene?

Thinking about the smell just makes me wanna puke!

Atimana ang Kuh Ledesma bayeet kay mangalisbo ang anghit!

Your opinions please.

[jntio]

pa sayloa nalang bayeeet

[tormentor_jack]

Likay nalangggg

[Wynna]

shofa, istatchu?

[nierky]

igsoon rana sa babaye nga balhibo-on ug ilok....

[rockrhyan1982]

Hilis na siguro kaayo ang tawas ts

[coco martin]

naa pud ingani nga thread pero bayot man ang gi describe sa babaye nga bahog ilok. mao ni iyaha statement pud ai

One time, while padung ku magsakay sa jeep padung work kay naa kuy nakit-an nga bayot boang nga dress up kaayu. Dress up kanang as in, dress kaayu ang sul-ob, murag mahalon kunuhay ang sanina, and as far as his grooming is concerned, ang hair kay straight na straight na murag gi-soak sa Mayon Lacquer Thinner overnight ang buhok, plus the make up and all that stuff! Agaw pansin ang tawag sa uban nga as in tanang laki makalingi jud sa bayot boang kay, kani laging dress up ang sul-ob. I think that gay works as a basurero looks like corporate!

And so lemme get things straight. So I was on my way to work and I really didn't bother seeing the gay coz he wasn't doing something bad and there's no reason to be bothered because that was just an ordinary day duh! He got out of the "tricycle" and he paid manong driver for his tricycle fare pero kulang ug piso. I was heading towards that direction because the gay was near the jeepney stop. As I was approaching that direction, I smelled something "NAUGHTY."

The gay, like what I have said earlier, seemed like he works in a smokey mountain because of his attire, with the blue turtleneck dress and the black sako he is carrying, plus the 6-inch kabilya para ipatimbang! But when I got closer to him, I smelled something horrible! I thought it was me so I immediately tried to recall if I had forgotten to put deodorant. And it's positive! Namutang kug deodorant an hour before ko nilakaw ato nga tyma! I had also confirmed that it wasn't me because I touched my underarm and my fingers smelled Nivea Pearl and Beauty deodorant with 48 hour protection and with Pearl extracts! What a sigh of relief.

The smell was ANGHIT! And the anghit is from his underarms! Oh my god! He could afford to buy turtleneck dresses, sako, and even a 6 inch kabilya. I'm afraid that a lot of people that he encounters everyday talk behind his back because of his poor hygiene and his horrifying ANGHIT! Whatever happened to hygiene?

Thinking about the smell just makes me wanna puke!

Atimana ang Kuh Ledesma bayeet boang kay mangalisbo ang anghit!

Your opinions please.

[akosabni]

na limaho na ... (ang nag post)

[Wynna]

ang galing2x naman ni coco martin nice one

[raissah]

makes one wonder if naa ba kay kagalot aning tawhana ts. kay murag ikaw ra man nis @lonely girl
unsa man jud ning imong subject bayot nga bahog ilok or baye nga bahog ilok? hehe

anyway, kung tinood man gani ts. tagae nlang ug chance kay basin nag dali2 tog lakaw nalimtan ug deodorant or what ato ra nga time. ikaw gani mismo nag duha2 kag nkalimot ba kag butang ug deodorant or not.