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    I get this from my email...


    Dear Husband:

    I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've
    been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
    These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you
    had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came
    home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your
    favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in
    two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't
    tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're
    cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

    P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away
    to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

    Your EX-Wife



    Dear Ex-Wife

    Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you
    and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry
    from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your
    constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off
    all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look
    just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say
    anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
    confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I
    went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag
    was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just
    borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
    After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
    out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
    I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you
    were gone.

    Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
    fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you
    wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

    P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
    Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

    Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

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    bad shota gud...


    hehehe....



    maypag wa buwagi dah...


    hahay...



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    hahaha... atay carla diay! hehehe..

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    wahhahaah

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    whatta twist!!! payter! hehe

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