Marrying a Computer Professional

[edshark]

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Marrying a Computer Professional

Conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to
be a Software Engineer.

Husband: (Returning late from work )"Good Evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning

Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife : What about my new T.V.?

Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some
shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just
being funny?

Husband : Too many parameters ...

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.

Husband : It's by Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife : What is my value in the family?

Husband : Unknown Virus

[greystoke]

nice one

[ushanaei]

CTRL+ALT+DELETE nang banaha oi!!!

[AMD_infinium05]

debug....

[kloy]

wife: hon, I just took off my clothes.

husband: please insert di*k and press any key when ready...

[darkdevil]

restart na diretso..ni hang up ra na tawhana..hehehe.

[jeppoy]

kadugayan sige og ing.ani...mo.hung jud ang asawa...hehehehe..

[Onins]

why not pa-Upgrade sya? basi madala pa

[xtian_hero]

gulp... i think he needs to delete some cache and cookies in his profiles..

cool..

[makoyvelasco]

reformat