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[kibotizer]

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ari ra ko permi makakita ug articles nga basahunon

yeah! bling bling men...abz'

[jh1_14]

bro nakabasa naka sah article about sa phil? hahaha try it out and read the article bout pilipinas.. hehe

[kibotizer]

sige bro ako lang unya basahon.... gagoy kaayo ni nga site oink


yeah! bling bling men...abz'

[kyuusai]

tsk.. tsk..

[ComputerTech]

wayok

[c_cebrecus]

ang pinas daw o..


The Philippines is a group of islands along the Pacific Ring of Fire. By the time of this writing, it was in the midst of being swallowed by the wrath of Hell because its population is just downright stupid to vote for corrupt officials and then complain their asses off when the officials they elected are not doing their job. Eventually, the Philippines will be a city similar to that of Atlantis II - entirely underwater. Note: This is most desirable. Enough of these things have leaked out of their home already. During the 2000 election, George Bush is said to have promised to launch an atomic bomb at Antarctica in an attempt to raise water levels to a higher rate. Finally something positive on his record. This will end the Filipino diaspora and the citizens of the U.S. will finally get hold of their old jobs taken from them by the Filipinos - like driving cabs, picking fruits, collecting the garbage, flipping burgers, working at Costco or Target, etc.

The islands themselves have vast gorgeous beaches where beautiful Filipinas await foreign military men to make babies with them. Many of the women wear shirts that say "Who's your Tatay?" to entice their would be partners.

Whenever the EDSA volcano erupts, the event is called People Pawis. There have been two major eruptions and countless minor eruptions since 1987. Pyroclastic, lava, and people flows from these eruptions inexorably find their way to Malacañang Palace, where only water cannons and armed military guards are able to hold them at bay. They end up disheartened and hopeless and complain their sorry asses to ABS-CBN or GMA7 the following day.

Experts also believe that the Philippine archipelago is shaped like a constipated man, particularly Michael Moore.

hahahahah sakto sad baya..

[makoyvelasco]

new philippine national anthem

Boom tarat tarat
Boom tarat tarat
taraaarat taraaaarat
Boom Boom Boom
Boom tarat tarat
Boom tarat tarat
taraaarat taraaarat
BOOM BOOM BOOM
...ang mamatay ng dahil sa 'yo

[lestat1116]

hahhaa.. buang mani. murag dili taga manila ang gi interview ani or ang nagbuhat ani bisaya. gahi man ang mga words gamit

[lestat1116]

ngano more on gay stuff lagi na dha.. ingana kadaghan ang bayot sa pinas?

[lucius]

KALIPORNYA, U.S.Eh!!! how can you forget that one huh! yow man! (tsh. please.)