Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Postman: Alright Mr. Burns, what is your first name?
Homer: I doooon't knooow....
Homer:To Start Press Any Key’. Where’s the ANY key?
Homer: Say daddy!
Baby Bart: Homer!
Homer: Say daddy!
Baby Bart: Hooomer!
Homer: SAY DADDY! (getting angry)
Baby Bart: Duh duh duh..... DOMER!!!
Homer: Why you little.......... (chokes a baby Bart)
***: Homer Simpson
Our forecast calls for flurries of passion followed by an extended period of gettin' it on.
Homer: You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the
manual and press the right buttons.
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