The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.Â*
The questions are NOT that difficult.Â*
1.Â* Â*How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2.Â* Â*How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3.Â* Â*The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.Â* All the animals attend... exept one.Â* Which animal does not
Â* Â* Â* attend?
4.Â* Â*There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.Â* How do you manage
Â* Â* Â* it?
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*
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08-22-2005, 06:39 PM #1Elite Member
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08-22-2005, 09:30 PM #2C.I.A.
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i think im a proffessional... na mingingilad
1. open ref, put giraffe, close ref
2. open ref, take giraffe out, put elephant in, close ref
3. the elephant cannot attend since he is in that freakin ref
4. you can swim across since the crocs are @ the conference
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09-02-2005, 03:54 PM #3Elite Member
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According to ANDERSON CONSULTING WORLDWIDE, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answer. ANDERSON CONSULTING says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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09-02-2005, 04:08 PM #4C.I.A.
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hehehe... really
I think just because of that question......
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09-02-2005, 04:12 PM #5Elite Member
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Re: Are You Qualified to be a Professional?
kinat-out/gikopya raman ni nako sa newspaper... heheheh
unsa kahag tinood ni? aguy!!!!
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09-02-2005, 05:44 PM #6C.I.A.
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Kung tinuod ni, mas hi-tech diay ang umaabot kay sila man kaha mostly ang makaanswer ana nga question. But for me, being professional reflects your attitude and the way you approach people around you. That's always involve your thinking skills......
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09-02-2005, 06:44 PM #7Lover and a Fighter
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PROFESSIONALS nowadays is a matter of WHO you KNOW and not WHAT you KNOW .
" A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. " - 2nd Amendment , Bill of Rights of the United States of America
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09-03-2005, 09:41 AM #8Elite Member
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IQ and EQ? heheh i agree...
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09-04-2005, 03:56 AM #9Elite Member
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It is matter of how you act and behave accordingly. Just imagine "the professional killers..."
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09-04-2005, 06:55 AM #10Junior Member
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totally agreable the difference between professional and a degree holder is the attitude. Its not the brain its the attitude.
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