3 women

[magma]

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Three women die together in an accident and go to
heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one
rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks
all over the place. It is almost impossible not to
step on a duck, and although they try their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever
saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a
duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as for
the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting
to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is
very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any
ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the
most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped
on a duck!"......

[samsungster]

hahaha...

[whitelighter_007]

wa he he he.. kabasa naman ko ani sa email. pero kataw-anan man gihapon.

[c_cebrecus]

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
chained to this ugly man!"

hinawayon sad diay si San Pedro sa?

[bierut512]

[kent666]

lol... XD nice nice!

[j_cainglet]

that made me laugh..lol

[Deadstring67]

haha.. bati d i og nawng ang babaye.....

[xtian_hero]

WAAAAAh!!!!!

[WinFlo]

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