Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1

    Default The Cow from Minsk


    The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The
    people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from
    Moscow for 2000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1000 rubles. Being
    frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.


    The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the
    people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to
    mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would
    never have to worry about the milk supply again.


    They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved
    cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would
    move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move
    away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people
    were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what
    to do. They told the rabbi what was happening; "Whenever the bull
    approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approached from the back ,
    she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs
    off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side."


    The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy
    this cow from Minsk?" The people were dumbfounded. They had never
    mentioned where they have gotten the cow. "You are truly wise rabbi.
    How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?"
    --
    --
    --
    --


    The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

  2. #2

    Default Re: The Cow from Minsk

    wahahahaha.

  3. #3

    Default Re: The Cow from Minsk

    hahahahaha...amawa....hahahahaha...

  4. #4

    Default Re: The Cow from Minsk

    Cow pud iya wife?

  5.    Advertisement

Similar Threads

 
  1. Letter from Husband one of the casualties from Glorietta incident
    By samsungster in forum Politics & Current Events
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 11-05-2007, 04:36 PM
  2. Spirulina : Is this the MANNA from heaven?
    By zerlog07 in forum Fitness & Health
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 08-08-2007, 05:33 PM
  3. Negosyo ta Bai! “Learn the secrets from the experts”
    By efzamskie in forum Business, Finance & Economics Discussions
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 03-05-2007, 05:23 PM
  4. Archmage: The Reincarnation from Hell
    By dark_humbz in forum Software & Games (Old)
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 08-18-2006, 11:58 AM
  5. Replies: 27
    Last Post: 01-31-2006, 07:37 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
about us
We are the first Cebu Online Media.

iSTORYA.NET is Cebu's Biggest, Southern Philippines' Most Active, and the Philippines' Strongest Online Community!
follow us
#top