Last Wish

[if_i_aint_got_u]

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Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I wantyou to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. Iwant to take my money to the after life with me."


And so he got his wife to promise him - with all of her heart -that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casketwith him.


Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife wassitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.


When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers gotready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it inthe casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, andthey rolled it away.


So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough toput all that money in there with your husband!"


She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word.I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casketwith him."


"You mean to tell me, you put ALL that money in the casket with him? To be buried? Forever?"


"I sure did," said the wife, "I wrote him a CHECK! If he canencash it, he can spend it."


Haaaay, kahit kailan, wais ang mga babae!

[WinFlo]

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