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    Anak: Nay, dunay krus nga naglupad.
    Nanay: Pataka man lang ka anak.
    Anak: Unsa man diay na nay?
    Nanay: Dili kana krus, teloprano ka na...
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    Eve: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Simmons who lives over on the next block? "
    Sheli: " No, what about her?"
    Eve: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins."
    Sheli: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?"
    Eve: "One of the triplets got lost."

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    Titser: Juan, use DOES in a sentence.....
    Juan: Maam, the carabao doesmag the tree!
    Titser: What? What?
    Juan: Matabang nimo ug huwat nga nadasmag na!
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    lol

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    mas corny ang mga reply kay purus emotics.. lol

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    Anak: Tay, asa man ako GRIEF?
    Tatay: Ayaw pakaulaw anak, BRIEF na dili GRIEF!
    Anak: Aw, asa man di i?
    Tatay: To.a sa kwarto ai, ako ra gi HAMMER..

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    Pedro : Miss papalita ko ug KUKS...
    Tindera : (hehehehe) grabi pud ng KUKS.. hehe... KUK mana siya kuya uy...
    Pedro : Aw. hehehe... naA mo ana? palit ko beh.
    Tindera : Unsa may imo ET's ON or TWELBZ ON?
    Last edited by bojaxx24; 04-07-2012 at 10:06 PM.

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    Juan: Dad, may sabihin ako sa imo. Magshift na ko sa Fine Arts. Sana maintindihan mo.



    Dad: Leche! Tapusin mo muna elementary! Ilusyunado!

    wahahahaha...

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    ANAK: Tay, palit ta ug delata.

    TATAY: Ayaw ingon ug delata anak kay mura kag taga bukid ana.

    ANAK unsa diay akon itawag sa delata, tay?

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    TATAY: Kangguds!
    Last edited by bojaxx24; 04-07-2012 at 10:03 PM.

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    ahihihi mangita sa kog corny jokes oi heheeh

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