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Anak: Nay, dunay krus nga naglupad.
Nanay: Pataka man lang ka anak.
Anak: Unsa man diay na nay?
Nanay: Dili kana krus, teloprano ka na...
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Eve: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Simmons who lives over on the next block? "
Sheli: " No, what about her?"
Eve: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins."
Sheli: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?"
Eve: "One of the triplets got lost."
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Titser: Juan, use DOES in a sentence.....
Juan: Maam, the carabao doesmag the tree!
Titser: What? What?
Juan: Matabang nimo ug huwat nga nadasmag na!
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