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    Default Request for a Raise?..


    I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor
    I work at great depths
    I plunge head first into everything I do
    I do not get weekends off or public holidays
    I work in a damp environment
    I don't get paid overtime
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    I work in high temperatures
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Dear *****,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
    You do not work 8 hours straight
    You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
    You'll retire well before reaching 65
    You're unable to work double shifts
    You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.


    Sincerely,
    The Management
    Last edited by godsaint; 01-13-2012 at 10:32 AM.

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    Default Re: Request for a Raise..

    nyahahaha...

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    Default Re: Request for a Raise..

    paksit jud ni

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    Default Re: Request for a Raise..

    hahaha LOL

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    Default Re: Request for a Raise..

    Interesting...hahahaR4i

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