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    Default Who says MEN cannot remember Anniversaries





    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
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    > their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
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    > finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.
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    > He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
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    > as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
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    > "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room."Why
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    > are you down here at this time of night?"
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    > The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember twenty years ago
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    > when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
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    > "Yes, I do," she replies. .
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    > The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
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    > when your father caught us in the back seat of my car
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    > "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
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    > him.
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    > The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
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    > my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
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    > jail for twenty years?"
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    > "I remember that, too" she replied softly.
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    > He wiped another tear from his cheek and said . . "Laya na sana ako
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    > ngayon."


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    Default Re: WHO SAYS THAT MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    hahahah!!!!!!!!!!

    da! ngano bitaw! mahay lagi..

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    Default Re: WHO SAYS THAT MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    he he he... ga mahay diay...

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    Default Re: WHO SAYS THAT MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    butangi!!! hehehehe. mahay diay si manoy

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    Default Re: WHO SAYS THAT MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    hahaha malasa oi.................. mag pa priso unta diay.

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    toinkz!

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    Default Re: WHO SAYS THAT MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

    dah! nganong ni-enter!!!

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    wahahahaha abi nakog nakalimu ang asawa sa aniversary..wahahahaha..pa thrilling pa kaayu ^^

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    wahahaha...
    boang

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    It's either being jailed for 20 years or jailed for life. He made the wrong choice.. lol

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