A just married Chinese couple decided to make love on their
wedding night. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the
husband to buy a condom from a shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in bed with
all the lights switched off. While the husband is out, a thief came
into the room. The wife did not notice this and thought that it was
her husband. She grabs the man and happily begins screwing away.
Afterwards, the wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep almost
immediately.
In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that
sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had
only 20 cents on him. He asked the shop owner to sell him one condom
and the shop owner asks him which does he want... "The white condom,
the lowest quality, are 15 cents each. The black condom, which are of
average quality, are 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest
quality, is 25 cents each."
The husband, wanting the best condom for the money he had on him,
bought the black condom. When he reached the hotel, he found his wife
sleeping. Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started
making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic
as she enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave birth
to a black baby boy.
Years later, when the boy grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I
black and you are white?" To which the father replies, "You are damn
lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"
Chinese Couple
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