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    Smile WOMEN ARE COMPLEX in nature


    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don't, you are not a man


    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don't, you are good for nothing


    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
    If you don't, you are not understanding


    If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don't, you are a dull boy


    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


    If you fail to help her in crossing the street you lack ethics,
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk
    In short:
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful...
    .....WOMEN!!!!!!!!!








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    Default Re: WOMEN ARE COMPLEX in nature

    Quote Originally Posted by inc-pankz View Post
    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don't, you are not a man


    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don't, you are good for nothing


    If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
    If you don't, you are not understanding


    If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don't, you are a dull boy


    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


    If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


    If you fail to help her in crossing the street you lack ethics,
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


    If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk
    In short:
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful...
    .....WOMEN!!!!!!!!!








    and that's why you love me... nyahahahaha... :P

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    haaaaaaaaaa?? . . . its the womens complexity that were talking here. oh i forgot, your a woman too . . .hahahaha

    buguya jud this girl oe! ^,^

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    Default Re: WOMEN ARE COMPLEX in nature

    well lil bro, you cant deny as well that with our complexities, guys fall in love.... and trust me, guys are complex too...


    i so agree with this:

    In short:
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable
    So damning, yet so wonderful...
    .....WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

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    two thumbs up!=)

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    i like their bodies...............

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    perti jd ka libog namo noh? if di pa mi libog, the world would be so BORING!!

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    but once you kiss her.. it's not that complicated lol

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    if naa py complex sa pinkacomplex s tnang complex.AKO na na..nyahahaha

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    a sports complex ?.. aw ehehehe

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