1. That sometimes it doesn't really matter how a guy looks, it's the vibe that matters.
2. That most of the time, girls can't remember how a guy really looks like, just maybe his voice...or his eyes...or his
smile.
3. That if you can make a girl laugh, you are "IN". Girls would rather spend their time laughing and talking to an ugly guy than bear with a non-interesting, pea-brained, humorless Baldwin.
4. That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and not necessarily MORE than that. Sometimes guys are perceived only as friends and unwelcome lovers.
5. That it's not entirely easy for girls to reject guys.
6. And that it's not the guy's fault when he's rejected.
7. That when a girl says "NO"; by golly, she MEANS it!
8. That girls don't really appreciate being called "babe" or "chickababes" or "chicks" in their presence.
9. That it's not the girl's fault if she's not automatically perfect - meaning, so what if she's horizontally challenged? READ: Fat!
10. That it's a fact of life that guys mature three years behind girls (hey, girls DO mature faster than guys do!)
11. That most of the time (actually ALL the time), girls appreciate it when guys act like gentlemen - like the pening-of- the- car-doors.
12. That certain girls are acutely aware when guys are teasing each other about certain girls (especially when those 'certain girls' are right there).
13. That when guys act like gays, girls find it cute sometimes.
14. That girls are naturally "malambing/sweet",and that a girl finds it insulting if the guy doesn't reciprocate her sweetness.
15. That it's really impolite to stare at girls no matter how sexy or skinny the girl is (There is such a word as SUBTLE!)
16. That it doesn't take 2 minutes for a girl to look beautiful - it takes a much longer period of time. (Admit it, don't you think it's worth the wait?)
17. That when girls act really bitchy, it's just one of those days...like a specific period of time in a month (red days), or she doesn't like you.
18. That when girls don't say anything when they're with guys, it doesn't mean that they don't know anything...or don't LISTEN.
19. That when guys talk, girls listen; and when girls talk, they expect the same amount of interest and attention.
20. That if a guy can turn off their emotions like faucets, well...girls CAN'T!
21. That when guys say they'll call, they'd better!
22. That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good impression on girls.
23. That it's impossible for girls to go to the ladies' room alone; they have to go in little groups. (This makes me wonder, WHY?)
24. That smoking is tolerable, but continuous smoke being blown in your face isn't. There is a word called respect.
25. That guys dig their own graves when they make insensitive remarks about girls.
26. That when guys act like complete 'assholes', girls almost always end up forgiving them (it's what you call compassion') But forgiveness isn't easy you know, you have to go through that "down on bended knees" things.
27. That when girls text u sweet mushy quotes, they actually MEAN it...
28. That maybe it's about time guys write something about the things they wish gals knew...
A FEW TIPS:
1. It doesn't matter how expensive a present you get her, if she loves you, anything you give will be precious.
2. Women only go astray when they aren't getting enough of what they need from the fella back home, on the other hand, men will go astray anyway.
3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A 5- minute call to someone who loves you is all it takes to brighten up her day.
4. When a gal tells you that she needs to talk to you, it isn't always bad news. Women just need to talk, it's an escape mechanism. When she STOPS talking to you start worrying.
5. When you say you'll call, the girl expects you to call. When a gal says she'll call, she will.
6. Women need verbal assurance more than guys do.
7. A secure woman would rather give you the benefit of the doubt. An insecure woman will make mountains out of
molehills.
8. If a gal suddenly starts to ignore you, think over your actions the last 24 hours for the answer.
All of these apply to younger unmarried girls.
The rules change slightly when its more mature married WOMEN.
Spoiler!
1. That sometimes it doesn't really matter how a
guy looks, it's the
income
that matters. Unless the guy is 10 years younger
than the woman, then looks DO matter.
2. That most of the time, women remember
all the things you don't and then give you hell
for those specific things that you've forgotten.
3. That if you can make a woman laugh, you
are "IN". This is even more important at older
age because an older woman probabaly does
have an older less attractive pertner.
4. That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and
not necessarily MORE than
that. But try telling that to your wife if she thinks you're
being too freindly with one of her female friends.
5. In later life, women find it extreemly easy to reject a guy.
6. And that it's not the guy's fault when he's
rejected, only 95% of the time.
7. That when a when a woman says "NO"; by golly,
she MEANS it! When she says "Yes" then she's probably
lying and has something awful planned for when you do.
8. That women don't really appreciate being
called "babe" or "chickababes" or "chicks" in
their presence, although sometimes they find it hilarious.
9. That it's not the woman fault if she's not
automatically perfect - she probably has
children and the body goes downhill after
you've given birth.
10. That it's a fact of life that guys mature
three years behind girls, and even then
they still never really catch up with women.
11. That most of the time (actually ALL the
time), women appreciate it when
guys act like gentlemen - like the opening-of-
the- car-doors.
(Even more true in later life, although if you
don't normally do this and suddenly start
acting like a gentleman, then she'll get suspicious).
12. That certain women are acutely aware when
guys are teasing each other
about certain girls and it can often end in murder.
13. That when guys act like gays, the reactions are mixed.
14. That girls are naturally "malambing",and that a women finds it
insulting if the guy doesn't reciprocate her sweetness. Sometimes this requires telekenisis.
15. That it's really impolite to stare at women
no matter how sexy or skinny the girl is,
especially if its a woman more sexy,
skinny and youger than the woman your with
and she catches you staring.
16. That it doesn't take 2 minutes for a woman to
look beautiful - it takes more time for the alchohol to reach your blood stream.
17. That when woman act really bitchy, it's just
one of those days...like any other day, you just have to
roll with the blows.
18. That when women don't say anything they
are breathing in air for the following sentence.
19. That when guys talk, women listen; and when
women talk, YOU BETTER f***ng LISTEN!!
20. That if a guy can turn off their emotions, women
can harness theirs and thurn them into nuclear weapons.
21. That when guys say they'll call, they'd
better, although if you don't a woman will
enjoy the excuse to shout at you.
22. That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good
impression, it often leads to a bloody big argument.
23. That by later life some women have got
out of the habit of going to the bathroom in
groups. In later life the bladder has less control
so when a woman needs to go, she waits for no-one.
24. That smoking is tolerable, but continuous
smoke being blown in your face means
she's pissed off with you.
25. That guys dig their own graves when they
make insensitive remarks
about women, the older the woman,
the deeper the grave.
26. That when guys act like complete 'assholes',
it sometimes leads to divorce, and that means
she gets the kids and half of everything you own
and everything she owns. Quite a big revenge really.
27. That when girls text u sweet mushy quotes,
your wife will find them and probably divorce you for
cheating on her.
28. That older guys know pretty much all of this, and
solve most of their problems by spending as much
time at work as possible away form their wife or partner.
All of those apply to younger unmarried girls. The rules change slightly when its more mature married WOMEN.
1. That sometimes it doesn't really matter how a
guy looks, it's the income that matters. Unless the guy is 10 years younger
than the woman, then looks DO matter.
then you are lying...coz magdepende na sa preference sa girl...kung looks ang hisgutan, then it's likeness...not love...mas moprefer ang girl sa bonding you both created..kung magkavibes jud mo...ayus,that means you are compatible...weee...
Anyways, i'd really wanted to say, exclude me out sa girls nga imong giingon nga more on looks ang basis..coz as a matter of fact, i dont go for looks....(with basis na siya)