Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

[3nZ0y]

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Nasugatan lang nako ni and naka-realize ko nga this makes sense....so diara akoa i-share sa inyo. Enjoy!

The following is an actual question given on a physics mid term exam. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being --- which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN 'A+'

[crossramz]

expect more reactions that this thread is rather a "fallacy".. ehhehe

[pinoy_09]

Love the puns.

This is the sort of answer nga maka ingon ta "lagpasa ani uy" nya relevant pud diay to sa question. Good job hehehe.

[3nZ0y]

expect more reactions that this thread is rather a "fallacy".. ehhehe

Agree. Especially for those close-minded dudes claiming sila ra pirme sakto and everything else that doesn't support or conform to their beliefs are automatically considered as false.

Did you also notice the part about those religion claiming that if you don't belong with them you will go to hell? I don't know if it is just me or what...coz I actually find it funny. I dunno why. *giggle*

[kajrot1]

ang pangutana TS motuo ba ka sa g sulti sa Student
remember when the soul enters hell it will not enter with their physical body
but more like spiritual so how does this apply in hell which is explain as spiritual realm not
physical.

[Saga]

^^^^ hahahahahaa....

mas lagpas ka...

[prukutung]

klaro mani nga humor ra (with sense), dili ni dapat patulan sa mga religious extremists..

[kajrot1]

nangutana ra gani ^_^ anyways d mn ko religious xtremists... ^_^
i just happen to believe that there is a Creator ^_^

[pinoy_09]

ang pangutana TS motuo ba ka sa g sulti sa Student
remember when the soul enters hell it will not enter with their physical body
but more like spiritual so how does this apply in hell which is explain as spiritual realm not
physical.

Obviously the student was being sarcastic. Kaila man kaha kag sarcasm?

[ethzneuron]

A+ for the ts too..

mao ni istorya.