Why Men Are Happier than Women !

[mango]

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Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. Y
ou have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[Streetcar]

Nice topic. Saon man sa akong personal observation. Ang mga Men dili man gud kaayo kuti compared to us Women. Sila anything goes no problem. Kita mga babae, much more mga maarte and complicated. So women stress level is higher compared to men. But that really all goes back to gender roles.

[jill]

equal ra oi. kami men ganahan man mi ma happy women banat sad mi trabaho para hatag women dayon happy.

[hpxox_007]

i don't think happier is the word.. it's going towards convenient.

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i don't think happier is the word.. it's going towards convenient.

agree ko gamay ni hpxox... pero depende lang man tingali na... kay most guys sad are going/taking themselves into inconvenient states just to make it easier for his girl. Ag mga gentlemen diay....
1. nga siya ang modala sa pinakabug-at nga bag sa iya GF and would say OK ra maski bug-at na kaayo. [Nya he would carry them all pa dyud with one hand para maka HHWW pa ang usa ka kamot ]
2. Men nga magpabaga ug dala ug flowers sa mall just to brighten up the day sa iya GF.
3. Men nga muhuwat outside sa CR for pila ka minutes or even hours kay ga retouch pa ug make-up si Inday
4. And don't forget ang savings unta niya nga pang buy ug basketball shoes nagasto lang in one night for a sweet dinner for two
...sumpayi pa dyud ninyo....

[ronna]

agree ko gamay ni hpxox... pero depende lang man tingali na... kay most guys sad are going/taking themselves into inconvenient states just to make it easier for his girl. Ag mga gentlemen diay....
1. nga siya ang modala sa pinakabug-at nga bag sa iya GF and would say OK ra maski bug-at na kaayo. [Nya he would carry them all pa dyud with one hand para maka HHWW pa ang usa ka kamot ]
2. Men nga magpabaga ug dala ug flowers sa mall just to brighten up the day sa iya GF.
3. Men nga muhuwat outside sa CR for pila ka minutes or even hours kay ga retouch pa ug make-up si Inday
4. And don't forget ang savings unta niya nga pang buy ug basketball shoes nagasto lang in one night for a sweet dinner for two
...sumpayi pa dyud ninyo....

yeah... tinuod jud..
pero sometimes, ma overlook nalang sa mga gurl ang efforts sa guy..
pero i think, gamay nalang sa mga guys ang nagpractice ani..

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hahaha.. dyutay na lang diay mi? hehehe...bitaw. mao sad na diha.. i overlook lang dyud mi..tsk tsk

[ronna]

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"

------- sigmund freud

[stradnus]

mao ni "to make men unhappy..."

agree ko gamay ni hpxox... pero depende lang man tingali na... kay most guys sad are going/taking themselves into inconvenient states just to make it easier for his girl. Ag mga gentlemen diay....
1. nga siya ang modala sa pinakabug-at nga bag sa iya GF and would say OK ra maski bug-at na kaayo. [Nya he would carry them all pa dyud with one hand para maka HHWW pa ang usa ka kamot ]
2. Men nga magpabaga ug dala ug flowers sa mall just to brighten up the day sa iya GF.
3. Men nga muhuwat outside sa CR for pila ka minutes or even hours kay ga retouch pa ug make-up si Inday
4. And don't forget ang savings unta niya nga pang buy ug basketball shoes nagasto lang in one night for a sweet dinner for two
...sumpayi pa dyud ninyo....

nya akong sumpayan sa ika number 5
5. ang schedule pa gyud sa basketball game ma-cancel tungod sa 11th-hour notice sa girl kay magpakuha sa work...

[chinito chan]

maybe because we are less emotional then them..