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ORIGINAL:

May 2, 2011

SAGITTARIUS (Nob. 23-Dis.21) — Wala pagsinabot sa trabaho ug negosyo ang mopaluya kanimo. Klaroha og unsay tinuod rason sa kasamok sa pamilya. Demalas ka ning adlawa. Butang Debwenas – Calculator. Swerteng Numero – 7-8-5. Lugar Demalas-Piyer. Numero Espesyal- 07-38-25-14-27-40

CAPRICORN (Dis. 22-Ene.19) — Kadaugan sa trabaho ug negosyo ang imong madawat. Surprisa sa kuwarta ug bisita gikan sa halayong dapit umaabot. Sa tulis pag-aligmat. Butang Debwenas – Mango juice. Swerteng Numero – 3-10-8. Swerteng Lugar-Pet Shop. Numero Espesyal-33-18-28-30-42-15

AQUARIUS (Ene. 20-Peb.1 — Pahilayo sa mga sinahang silingan ug abusadong higala. Hapsaya ang imong huna-huna sa trabaho ug negosyo. Disgrasya sa sakyanan pagbantay. Butang Debwenas – Computer. Swerteng Numero – 8-4-9. Lugar Demalas-Kanal. Numero Espesyal-08-44-10-28-49-37

PISCES (Peb. 19-Mar 20) — Kalipay sa trabaho ug negosyo ang mopakita. Susiha ang imong mga importanteng papeles ug kuwarta gitagoan. Imong swerte karong adlawa. Butang Debwenas – Stapler. Swerteng Numero – 2-3-4. Swerteng Lugar-Plaza. Numero Espesyal-13-49-33-37-10-14

ARIES (Mar 21-Abr. 19) — Ubani ang maayong laraw sa imong pinangga sa trabaho ug negosyo. Pagmatngon sa kalit desisyon sa gugma. Wala kay peligrong abtonon ning adlawa. Butang Debwenas – Pinipig. Swerteng Numero – 9-6-7. Lugar Demalas-Elevator. Numero Espesyal-09-13-37-30-18-22

TAURUS (Abr. 21-May 20) — Dakong grasya sa trabaho ug negosyo ang imong angkonon. Suroy uban sa imong pinangga ug duol higala. Sa maulagon nga tawo pag-alisto. Butang Debwenas – Cellphone. Swerteng Numero – 1-5-10. Swerteng Lugar-Internet Café. Numero Espesyal-15-10-28-19-27-40

GEMINI (May 21-Hun. 21) — Malinawong higayon sa imong pinuy-anan ug trabahoan ang mopakita. Magpahuway bakasyon sa malipayong lugar. Wala kay kuyaw abtonon ning adlawa. Butang Debwenas – Chocolate. Swerteng Numero – 4-3-2. Swerteng Lugar-Shopping Mall. Numero Espesyal-44-32-12-19-28-47

CANCER (Hun. 22- Hul.22) — Wala damhang gubot sa pinuy-anan ug trabaho ang mahitabo. Susiha ang imong mga utang bayranan ug importanteng papeles. Demalas ka karong adlawa. Butang Debwenas – Kandela. Swerteng Numero – 5-3-7. Lugar Demalas-Suba. Numero Espesyal-05-32-17-11-28-45

LEO (Hul.23-Ago 22) — Ipakita ang talagsaong abilidad sa tanang buhat. Ayaw tapol sa imong katungdanan sa pinuy-anan. Sa wala pagbayad sa mangungutang pa-iway. Butang Debwenas – Ice Cream. Swerteng Numero – 10-9-6. Swerteng Lugar-Karnabal. Numero Espesyal-10-29-17-13-28-24

VIRGO (Ago 23-Set. 23) — Likaye ang dautang buhat sa trabaho ug negosyo. Ayaw pasobra sa padaling desisyon sa gugma. Sa kalit balatian sa lawas pag-amping. Butang Debwenas – Payong. Swerteng Numero – 1-2-9. Lugar Demalas-Swimming Pool. Numero Espesyal-10-22-49-30-44-18

LIBRA (Set. 24-Okt. 23) — Hatagi’g surprisang selebrasyon ang imong pinangga. Sugdi na ang mga dekorasyon sa Pasko sa imong pinuy-anan ug negosyohan. Sa lalis paglikay. Butang Debwenas – TV Set. Swerteng Numero – 6-9-10. Swerteng Lugar-Zoo. Numero Espesyal-27-39-10-13-22-45

SCORPIO (Okt. 24- Nob. 22) — Ayaw pauwat sa kuwarta ug gugma. Ipakita ang maayong batasan bisan asa ka punta. Madinasgrasyahon ka karong adlawa. Butang Debwenas – DVD Player. Swerteng Numero – 7-2-10. Lugar Demalas-Beerhouse. Numero Espesyal-27-10-20-35-28-34


***ENGLISH VERSION (w/ bisaya nga wala natranslate sa google)

Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dis.21) - None pagsinabot work and business mopaluya you. Klaroha what a real reason for conflict in the family. Demalas you this day. Debwenas things - Calculator. Luck number - 7-8-5. Demalas-Pierre area. Special-numbers 07-38-25-14-27-40

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Ene.19) - Triumph of the work and receive your business. Surprisa the dough and visitors from abroad reached. Pointed to aligmat. Debwenas things - Mango juice. Number luck - 3-10-8. Place-Pet Shop luck. Special Number-33-18-28-30-42-15

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Peb.1 - Go from the sinahang abusive neighbors and friends. Hapsaya thy minds work and business. Keep the vehicle accidents. Debwenas things - Computer. Luck number - 8-4-9. Demalas-Canal area. Special Number-08-44-10-28-49-37

Pisces (February 19-March 20) - Joy in work and business may appear. Discern thy hid important documents and money. Thou lucky today. Debwenas things - Stapler. Luck number - 2-3-4. Place-Plaza luck. Special Number-13-49-33-37-10-14

Aries (Mar 21-Apr. 19) - plan to go with the good work and your beloved business. Sudden decision to attend to love. Not with risk abtonon this day. Debwenas things - Pinion. Luck number - 9-6-7. Elevator Demalas-place. Special Number-09-13-37-30-18-22

TAURUS (Abr. 21-May 20) - Great work and grace in thy angkonon business. Wanderings with thy beloved and close friend. In the lewd-talented man. Debwenas things - Phones. Number luck - 1-5-10. Area-luck Internet café. Special Number-15-10-28-19-27-40

GEMINI (May 21-June 21) - peaceful time of your habitation and the trabahoan may appear. Magpahuway joyful vacation spot. Not with dangerous abtonon this day. Debwenas things - Chocolate. Luck number - 4-3-2. Venue-Shopping Mall luck. Special Number-44-32-12-19-28-47

CANCER (June 22 - Hul.22) - Nothing in the turbulent damhang habitation and work pass. Search the loan receipt and your important papers. Demalas you today. Debwenas things - candle. Luck number - 5-3-7. Demalas-river area. Special Number-05-32-17-11-28-45

LEO (splutter Hul.23 22) - Show all exceptional ability to work. Tapol do not thy duty of habitation. With nothing payment to the debtor still dispels. Debwenas things - Ice Cream. Number luck - 10-9-6. Place-Carnival luck. Special Number-10-29-17-13-28-24

Virgo (August 23 to September 23) - Likaye the work mischief, and enterprises. Padaling leeway to decide not want to love. In the sudden sickness of the body-care. Debwenas things - Umbrella. Luck number - 1-2-9. Demalas-Swimming Pool area. Special Number-10-22-49-30-44-18

LIBRA (September 24-October 23) - Hatagi'g surprisang thy beloved celebration. Start the Christmas decoration of your dwelling and negosyohan. In lalis avoid. Debwenas things - TV set. Number luck - 6-9-10. Place-Zoo luck. Special Number-27-39-10-13-22-45

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 to Nov. 22) - not pauwat the money and love. Show good manners wherever you go. Madinasgrasyahon you today. Debwenas things - DVD Player. Number luck - 7-2-10. Beerhouse Demalas-place. Special Number-27-10-20-35-28-34

[my_hEaD_isBIG]

bwahaha lingawa nakog basa2 ani oi....

[hOt&SpiCy]

ORIGINAL:

GOLIAT: Noy Teban ... ngano man nang babaye sa India ... aduna man gyud nay pula sa ilang agtang?

TEBAN: Aron mailhan nimo og hain ang bola bola ... hain sang asado.

GOLIAT: Bangas ka.

TRANSLATION:

Goliath: Noy Teban ... why when women in India ... there is no red man gyud their foreheads?

Teban: To be known thee a ball where the ball ... sacrifice of the roasted.

Goliath: Bangas ka.

[Dondon]

Mura man ni'g sosyalerang Jejemon nag storya oi hahaha.

[Ityan]

Ahahahahahahaha.. Lingawa ey. Jeje man ila translator.. Kulang ang google ug bisaya nga staff.

[Dondon]

Eat na you? Busog na me.

[mineralwithegg]

Hahah! kung di madala ug translate nila, ibisaya nalang

[jamzrep2]

bright!!! jud ning google sa?ahah