Your Worst Love-related Bloopers

[dawn runner]

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Ang ako didto mahitabo sa amo probinsya. Human sa bayle (bayle pa sa una wa pay disco hi hi hi) mo escort ta ko sa akong crush. Smatang gahulat ko lingkod ko sa may grass. Nagkalingaw ko ug larot sa sagbot, kana gani carabao grass, unya kalit lang nakahikap ko ug "bugnaw." Kaingon ko, "Ayay!". Duda ko eta gyud to. Pagsimhot nako, eta gyud!

So abot na akong crush. Pa distancia gyud ko gamay kay basin makabantay sa baho. Ingon na siya adto na mi. Pero balibad ko. Ako pasangil nag lain akong tiyan dayun karatil ko ug dagan. Pwerting tingalaha sa ako crush. Wa siya kasabot ngano kalit kausab ako mind.

If she know pa lamang. Hi hi hi hi. . .

[jonz]

thats a funny thing
all mes out becoz of that shit heheheh hahah

g pa kita tatu nimo ask her " tanawa gud tilawi daw kung tae ni?" heheh hahah
thats one funny thing so next time you go for a disco dont sit on the grass

mine is kato nangaun mi sa luyo sa ako van picnic2X nayaban ko ug coke na tunngod pa dyd sa akoa hasta malasa mura kug naka ihi

[neishan731]

ang ako-ah was nahubog ko once...then akong bestfrend at the sametym crush and EX...hehehe... nasuka-an nko...with matching the loudest fart in the whole world...nisabay sa akong suka...yawas! ka uwaw ato... pero una nko na uwaw paghisgot niyag balik kai wala nmn gyud ko nka hinumdom ato...

[dawn runner]

yucks nimo neishan. hi hi hi hi. Kautot diay ka? A hi hi hi hi hi.

[shoeless_rebel]

yucks... hehehehe... joke

[dairyman]

ako kay samtang didto mi roof top sa superferry nag huggy, then medyo ulan man to so ako gihatag ako jacket niya.. sus kadugayan gakurog na gyud ko sa tugnaw, perti nako pugong2 nga dili ko ma obvious nga nagkurog ko sa katugnaw.. pero wa nada oi, mokurog gyud kung musulti na ko... hahahaha

[kiat_gamay]

... being in love with someone you can't have or pretending to love someone you don't ?

[elle]

bitaw being in love with someone you can't have..

[soulshocked]

ang mag pretend oiz!!

[anniepetilla]

okay. this is not a kiss and lambast thread, i actually hope to just swap anecdotes on kissing, sort of to poke fun on bad kissers and bad kissing. no lewd stories ha. just when do you think is it a bad kiss, by the way?

my case: i've never been kissed. ever. at least the way i wanted to be kissed.
of the few i've had, they're:

1. sloppy, wet- generally what happens when an overgrown puppy licks your face and literally showers you with love. honestly, it's not nice to have some slimy, rubbery, not-so-sweet tongue poking inside your mouth. yech.

2. hurried, impromptu in the most unromantic sense. there are spontaneous kisses, and there are spontaneous kisses. its nice for a kiss to be unplanned, the romantic in you would say, when the moment is ripe for kissing, you just go for it. but when he just suddeny pounces on you without a kind warning, that is so not nice.timing and mood, duh.

3. when the kiss is just a prelude to groping. For how can you effing concentrate on the kiss when you're worrying about where his hands are going?

4. drunk kissing. please. enough said.

you would seriously think that movie kisses are only that--movie kisses,confined to the screen and will never ever happen in real life.i guess i'm just wondering if it's possible to have that sublime smooch that'll sweep you off your feet,make you think of tender, special feelings, make you feel closer, connected to that person... instead of making you feel so dissapointed.

what about you? any horror stories?