Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

[sevmik]

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Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

[kit_cebu]

1. ouch...........what a blow........ LOL...........

can i add?

11. god created eve so adam's hands will not be full of callous...

[BloGgerGurL]

11. god created eve so adam's hands will not be full of callous...

Likoy lagi kaayo ka duh.

[kit_cebu]

^i guess she didn't get it....

no fun?

[pobox_band]

adam overheard god when he said he screwed in making adam and that he cud make a better one... so adam
screwed eve! and so the screwing begins! hehehe

[sevmik]

And Eve fought back by screwing Adam's brain until he could no longer understand women.

How come Eve always wins

God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done.

Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?"

Adam raises his hand and yells "Me, Me, pick me!!" So God obliged.

God looks at Eve and says - "Well, sorry Eve...but it looks like you're stuck with the multiple orgasms."