"John, what did you learn in Sunday School today?" "Well, Mom, our teacher told us that God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to get the Israelites out of Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea, they built a pontoon bridge so everyone could cross safely. He radioed HQ for reinforcements; they sent bombers and blew up the bridge. All the Israelites were saved and all the Egyptians were killed." "John, is that really what your teacher said?" "Well, not exactly, Ma, but if I told you what she said, you'd never believe me!"