first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having
trouble with one of her
students
the teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the
principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal
what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the
boy a test and if he
failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back
to the first-grade
and
Boy was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he
agreed
to
take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a
third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and
tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "
Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two
of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and
sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the
answer,
Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down
and
a
dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the
answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort
of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me
up.
I
get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me when you're
bored.
The best man always has me first. The Principal
was looking restless,
a
bit
tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I drip. When you
blow
me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' that means
lot
of
heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends
in 'K' & if you dont
get
it
you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of
it's longer on some
men
than
on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to
his wife after they're
married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles, has
lots
of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
love ?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to the University, I got the last
ten questions wrong
myself!"
i q tst for the boi!!!
hahaha. nice one. ka hugaw sa utok ni Mr. Principal uy.
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