MATH Class
GURO: jUaN, kUnG aKo’Y mAy 5 aNaK sA uNaNg aSaWa aT 7 nAmAn sA pAnGaLaWa aT 3 sA pAnGaTLo, mEr0n ac0hNg ? . . .
JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .iSa kAnG kErEnGkEnG mA’aM, mALaNdi kA, hALiPaRoT, kALaDkAriN, mAkAti, mAhiLiG, pAriWaRa, p0kPoK, iMoRaL .
Gwapo o Pangit?
Babae: Doc, unsa man ako pilion?…Gwapo o Pangit?
Doctor: Ikaw, kung sa gwapo ka nga pasakitan raka o sa pangit nga magsakit imung mata?
Bahog sa Baboy
Gikan og Maynila si Juan og bag-o pa nakauli sa ilang lugar. Gisugo si Juan sa iyang papa pakuha og bahog sa baboy didto sa iyang angkol.
Juan: Ayooh…kol ipakuha daw ni papa ang bahog sa baboy.
Angkol: Uy…Juan kaw man diay na dako naman diay ka. Na skwela paka?
Juan: Uu…College nah!
Angkol: Unsa man imung gikuha?
Juan: Bahog sa baboy.!!%$#^%$&^
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01-24-2011, 05:48 PM #1Junior Member
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Wala Lang Jokes
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hahahaha!
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lol!
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hahahaha!!!!
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Lol!!!!!!!!.....
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ahahahahah funny jd kaayo!
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Pedro in war with MILF....
Pedro: Surrender na mo!
MILF: mosurrender lng mi kung ma.spell nmo ang ceasefire!
Pedro: Padayun ang giyera! Dugmokon sila!! Padalhan mo nku ug chrysanthemum sa inyong lubong!
MILF: Spell chrysanthemum?!!
Pedro: Penkyu! ingon ko rose!! Bungol!....
wahahahahaha!!!
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01-26-2011, 07:32 AM #8Junior Member
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hahahaahahahahahaha
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01-26-2011, 07:32 AM #9Junior Member
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hahhhaha ahaka LOL
Originally Posted by Resurgence
Pedro in war with MILF....
Pedro: Surrender na mo!
MILF: mosurrender lng mi kung ma.spell nmo ang ceasefire!
Pedro: Padayun ang giyera! Dugmokon sila!! Padalhan mo nku ug chrysanthemum sa inyong lubong!
MILF: Spell chrysanthemum?!!
Pedro: Penkyu! ingon ko rose!! Bungol!....
wahahahahaha!!!
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01-26-2011, 12:31 PM #10Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Resurgence
Pedro in war with MILF....
Pedro: Surrender na mo!
MILF: mosurrender lng mi kung ma.spell nmo ang ceasefire!
Pedro: Padayun ang giyera! Dugmokon sila!! Padalhan mo nku ug chrysanthemum sa inyong lubong!
MILF: Spell chrysanthemum?!!
Pedro: Penkyu! ingon ko rose!! Bungol!....
wahahahahaha!!!
Nice one! Hahahaha!
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