1. If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn't he get the reward money?
2. If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
3. Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
4. If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
5. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
7. Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
8. If you take a shower, where do you put it?
9. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
10. Do stairs go up or down?
11. If Teflon is non-stick, how did they make it stick to the pan?
12. What is the opposite of opposite?
13. Do fish get thirsty?
14. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
15. Why is it called your bottom when it's really in the middle of your body.
16. How come you press the buttons on the remote control harder.. when you know the batteries are running out?
17. If you were to take all of the ships out of all of the oceans, would the sea level go down?
18. If you were in a car, driving at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights, what would happen?
19. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
20. If mineral water has trickled through mountains for thousands of years, then why does it have an expiration date?
21. Which way does a compass point in space?
22. Do octopusses have arms or legs?
23. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
24. If you swallow a burp, does it turn into a fart ?
25. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
26. Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?
27. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
28. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
29. What do you call a male ladybug?
30. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
31. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
32. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
33. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
34. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
35. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
36. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
37. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
38. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
39. If swimming is such good exercise how come whales be so fat?
40. Do snakes have neck? Where does it start? Where does it end?