Results of a recent research shows that there are
7 kinds of ***.

The 1st kind of *** is called: Smurf ***.
* This kind of *** happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have *** until you are
Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of *** is called: Kitchen ***.
* This is when you have been with your partner
For a short time and you are so needy you will
Have *** anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of *** is called: Bedroom ***.
* This is when you have been with your partner
For a long time. Your *** has gotten routine and
You usually have *** only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of *** is called: Hallway ***
* This is when you have been with your partner
For too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of *** is called: Religious ***.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom ***.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
More. She takes you to court and screws you
In front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of *** is called: Social Security ***.
* You get a little each month.
But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own...