Smartest Man in the World

[sassy_girl]

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

[--Makoy--]

good for the lawyer.. hambugero man :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[kent666]

hahaha.. lol.. luoya sa lawyer oi!

[WinFlo]

smartest man daw, dili diay ka distinguish b/w a parachute ug backpack sa bata. hahaha

[jkid8]

hehehehe dili di-ay smart ang lawyer tskx2

[captain_midnight91]

nyehehehe!

[jmbernz]

kaluoy tawon...hahahaha...

[t3ChNo™]

hehehehe! nag tanga lng jud

[wilner]

hahaha before making reasons check sa ang parachute hahaha nice funny joke

[boy kiko]

lesson na sa mga hambugero nga mga lawyers... hahahah. kaluoy pud, wala na lang jud siya mo take a second look.